Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

Tumblr at its finest

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

TF2 Medic vs the dentist guy from Little Shop of Horrors

Some doodles from an Aggie board I did

Getting degraded by Yes Man would fucking rock because he can't outright call you a slut so it would have to manifest as:

>you sure know what you're doing down there!

>have you been practicing?

>you're a natural!

>yeah, that's right! take all of it... if you're able to, which I'm sure you are!

>wow! i can slide right in!

>do you do this with every securitron on the strip? just curious

Me, helping the raiders out of Nuka World: Nobody's gonna know...

Meanwhile, in the Sanctuary:

my mutuals