Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

so you know how crocodile was able to run his casino, rain dinners, in alabasta while working on operation utopia? makes you wonder how a pirate was able to open such an establishment, like i know he’s technically a government sponsored pirate as a warlord but still. how could you allow a pirate to own and operate a large casino in your country?

anyways here’s my answer to that question:

yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr

NO

Jimmy: Well well well, look who got caught under the mistletoe

Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME WITH A KNIFE?!

since the anarchy symbol is considered a terrorist symbol, do u think people could start using yes man's face and, in turn, get his face legally declared as a symbol of terrorism?

now it’s the only thing i talk about-

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE SHUT UP.

LAW IN SHORTS.

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”