“Mai Is So Bland And Expressionless” TO YOU

he sounds like someones oc

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

my favorite meal

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

I just want to give up I’m tired from the bottom of my fucking soul like I don’t want to do this shit anymore like let me rest please I’ve had enough

i always repost harm reduction

Most of you probably know this already

but I still want to share it because I consider it SO important since I struggled with mia for about a year straight, and now that I am back on Tumblr (not pVrging anymore) I see there aren't many posts that inform people about it as there used to be

TW/ PVRGING

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You can find a lot of info on google about this, and I am sure you googled it, but in case you didn't or need a friendly reminder, I am here to help you support your health

I am not gonna tell you not to do it cause my word is not gonna do it

but pls do it carefully

- before you decide to get rid of the f00d, drink some water or yogurt, it will help not damage your throat as much

- do NOT brush your teeth right after, however disgusted you may be - acid will destroy them eventually

- you need calcium supplements or calcium rich foods

- try sleeping on your back or stomach instead of sleeping on the side to avoid acid reflux during sleep

- try lymphatic drainage of your neck to minimise swelling of salivary glands

- pls try to avoid drinking any lemonade, lemon water, anything citrusy without a straw - your teeth are sensitive and staws will help avoid destroying their protective layer

- make sure to consume electrolytes because this will throw them off balance

- do not use your fingers because over time it will become visible

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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yeah

so basically

MOMMY

in my bed room straight up slicinhg it .... and byit ... i mean.....myselv