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No but imagine being the first man in creation, having a wife build next to you, fumble her and loose her to this twink! And then you get a SECOND wife that’s ESPECIALLY build for you this time! And you fumble her again and loose her TO THE SAME GUY!

No wonder Adam is so pissed lol

My fav fan art from soso.19 ❤️

Foster-Keefe vs Fitzphie (Legacy spoilers)

Hey guys, so I was debating with some friends about Foster-Keefe/Sokeefe vs Sofitz/Fitzphie and I said “If Fitz doesn’t love Sophie enough to love her regardless of a title, he does not love her enough to be her boyfriend.” And she was like “say it louder for the Sofitz shippers in the back” So, for the Sofitz shippers in the back, IF FITZ DOESN’T LOVE SOPHIE ENOUGH TO LOVE HER REGARDLESS OF HER TITLE, HE DOES NOT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO BE HER BOYFRIEND!!!

me when maiko:

like look at them :(

dude i have such dry skin that i almost skinned my legs while laying in bed just bc i itched them so much 😶

like my thighs have felt stings worse than this but DAMN unintentionally hurting myself hurts way more than on purpose bc owieeee

i have two icepacks between my legs but it burns so bad like actually what???

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO

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I just want to give up I’m tired from the bottom of my fucking soul like I don’t want to do this shit anymore like let me rest please I’ve had enough

i love him sm

he's literally me

the fact that Alastor only shows up again after he has healed properly

this dude is so terrified of showing weakness that it sends him straight into a panic attack

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