He's Trying To Explode A Hot Dog With His Mind

Some little doodles of Dogman Heartbreak AU from the time Petey and Dogman were dating ~💖

I really regret giving Petey that haircut

(ignore the little angsty on the side, pls)

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In the Heartbreak AU, since Greg and Knight weren't cops yet the explosion that killed them wasn't meant for them especificaly, it was actually meant to kill Chief as revenge on Petey's part for putting him in cat jail.

After the explosion, Dogman spend a few days on the hospital until his fully recovery only to find out that his owner's girlfriend, Alice had left him and sold their house. With nowhere to go, Dogman is found by Petey who take pity on him and decide to offer him a place to stay, and as repayment Dogman starts working for him.

He would usually just hang out by the lab as some sort of guard dog and help Petey with anything he needed. As Petey only helper, he would also be the one to get him out of jail whenever he needed, for that he had dug a lot of tunnels under cat jail for Petey escape which would later be used to his escapes in the present time

Other than that, Dogman would commit some petty small acts of vandalism because he coudn't bring himself to actually hurt anyone, the bandana around his neck was given by Petey to hide his identity but Dogman also uses to hide the stitches on his neck, especially when he starts falling in love with Petey since he think he doesn't like looking at them. Unlike Petey, Dogman doesn't like being a villain and after a couple years he decide to try to become a cop, he's accepted into the force but that angers Petey who thinks that Dogman wants to abandon him, that triggers a discussion that turns into a huge fight in which they break up and Dogman leaves Petey.

Dogman starts working as a policeman and slowly wins everyone heart, becoming the hero of Ohkay City. No one knows of his past with Petey and he rather stays that way, since he thinks everyone will hate him if they find out.

Best fucking day ever

Also may i add, Catra didn't even cared about Horde Prime crazy plan until she found out she woudn't get anything out of it, she still wanted power

I remember seeing a C//A fan comic a while back. Catra was being super defensive and possessive of Adora after the war ended. And everyone (civilians) got mad at Catra. So Adora stands up for her saying “Why are you all hanging up on Catra?!” And they all answer ‘Because she did a bunch of shitty things.’ Only for Adora to throw it back in their faces with “In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a bunch of Horde clones around here who were just as bad as she was. And you’re not mad at them!”

And here’s where the comic REALLY lost me. Yeah, the clones fucked up. And yes, they have to work hard to have people trust and respect them and help Etheria as well. But Jfc, at least the clones didn’t KNOW ANY BETTER. I mean they were kinda, I dunno, BRAINWASHED AND IN A CULT. Catra, on the other hand literally committed atrocity after atrocity, KNOWING FULL WELL she was doing something evil.

that's so fucked up?? see, this is exactly what kind of mindset this show fosters. "the show says catra didn't do anything wrong, so she didn't do anything wrong!" not to mention, real-life abuse victims do tend to be defensive over their partner and it's not a good thing. adora had actually realized how toxic catra was, so to have her not only forgive catra but also protect her from the consequences of her own actions is.. depressing, to say the least.

How to get your boyfriend out of jail in 4 simple steps:

Step 1: don't be color blind!

(inspired by the opening scene of All Dogs Go To Heaven)

Dogman translation:

1. Water pipes are green, this is red

2 That's true, but this is green!

3.Red?

One of the things that made me completly depise She-Ra and the Catradora ship is the absurd gaslight the writers do to make us care about Catra.

Catradora was a pretty wild shio to say the least, i could never predict where exactly the writers were going for with them but everything was leading to Catra becoming an awful person. She abuses, manipulates, gaslight and hurts Adora multiple times without feeling a bit of remorse about it, and many people try to justify like Catra was only doing it because Adora left or she was doing it because they're enemies, but i don't think "they're enemies and she's in emotional distress" is a good enough reason to beat up a childhood friend/crush, especially if you're doing that for a ideology that yourself assumed to be evil. Another thing that people say to justify Catra is the fact that she was emotionally abused and the one person that loved her leaving was the final straw but that alone doesn't justify, first we need to remember that Adora was also abused as a child by SW and second being abused doesn't justify abusing other people, especially if is the only person that actually seems to care about you. Another thing i get a lot is how Catra viewd the Rebellion as any better than the Horde which is why she didn't left like Adora, but even if she didn't liked the Rebellion why would she stay with the Horde? She herself admit they're bad people and one of the things she says to Adora on the first episode is how she wants to conquer the world with her.

The truth is, Catra was always like that. She was a problematic child that grew up to be an evil person, she's a toxic friend, an abuser and an awful person. There's no justification on her being like that, NOTHING justifys her treatment of Adora and doesn't matter how you try to internelized, there's no salvation for Catra and the fact that the writers try to make us care about her and cheer for her is disgusting.

If you ever come across someone like Catra, cut contact with that person imediatly for your own sake

Edit: oh boy, that sure escalated quickly huh? So much hate and yet none of you tried actually defending the show or countering my argument, ya'll just went to personally attack me as if that would do anything? If you don't like the post just ignore it, is not that hard there's plenty of positive She Ra content you could see instead. Is just my opinion after all, and please stop coming at me saying that i stan groomers or something, cause that's not truth and is something very serious for you to be playing around like that

WAKE UP BITCH, NEW SEXYMAN JUST DROPED!

Since i did a stand alone post for past Dogman i decided to do the same with Petey, so here we go!

In the Heartbreak AU, Petey's a well known villain worldwide but he often concentrate his eforts on Ohkay City. His backstory is almost the same as the book, he suffered an accident as a child that cut off the tip of his tail and his dad left shortly after that, with nowhere to go him and his mom went to live in shelter for a while where they didn't had much but his mom was always optmistic that life could get better and so kept pushing throught so Petey could have a better life, in the shelter Petey met a young kitten called Little Jim who became his friend much to Petey displeasure.

There's not many anthropomorphic animal residents in Ohkay City, which results in many of them facing prejudice based on stereotypes, like cats being troublemakers and insensitive. Petey's mom never cared too much about it, often just ignoring it bu Petey had a more agressive way to deal with that often geting into fights and coming home all bruised up, this kind of behaviour only got worse after his mom died due to a disease because she didn't had much money to pay for treatment, that made Petey incredibly mad with the city, and right then and there he decided to become a villain and make everyone pay.

Before Dogman came around, Petey biggest foal was Chief who was the first one to actually capture the cat and imprison him, during his jail time Petey genuinly tried to do good thinking that maybe when he got out he could be a better person and start to do good for society for once. But after getting out of prison, Petey coudn't get a house or a job due to his past, which made him decide to come back to villany and take revenge on Chief who had "ruined his life"

And as we know, he planted a bomb during a city celebration, the bomb didn't got Chief but in compensasion it killed a dog and a man who happened to be around when it exploded, which later on created Dogman! Petey know that his bomb indirectly created Dogman and he feel very guilty about it, he later find Dogman close to his lab and because he can relate to his situation, he decides to take him in and help Dogman as long that he works for him

Petey's tends to be very stressed and a bit grumpy most of the time, but Dogman more optimistic personality tends to calm him down which later results in Petey being a bit more laid back in the present time. He have the custom of falling asleep during work and is addicted to caffeine (because obviously, why not?) Dogman sometimes tries to give him substitutes for coffee to help him be more healthy with little to no success.

At first, Petey doesn't know how to deal with his feelings for Dogman, he starts the relationship thinking that soon he'll get over it or that Dogman will move on to something else, but he gets surprise when he realizes that he's starting to actually fall in love ith him and that he wants a serious relationship with Dogman. Realizing that Dogman really miss Knight, Petey decides to order the cloning machine to make a Knight clone so he could have his owner's back, but before he could show him the machine Dogman hits Petey with the news that he's been accepted into the police.

Petey's get angry with Dogman thinking that he'll abandon him, their discussion become a huge fight resulting in their break up. After a few days, Petey found himself feeling really lonely without Dogman, with everything just reminding him of the times they spend together, he then decided he'll have Dogman back somehow no matter what he has to do.

Something that i find absolutly hilarious in the Fnaf Universe, is how obsessively dedicated William is to his Spring Bonnie persona.

He would regularly wear the suit to perform with it, he chose this one specifically to lure in the children despite being able to choose any other suit like the Fredbear, he not only spend his immortality on that but! After he died when he become that weird spirit glitch, the form he choses is the Spring Bonnie suit!

Either William Afton have some weird obsession with Bonnie or he just REALLY like rabbits, almost to a religiously degree