Phastos*signing*: How Did You Guys Break The Bed Again?

Carol:*kissing Valkiryie*

Loki: See she is a lesbian!

Thor: That’s great lesbian, they get along with geminis.

Musa and Riven Babysitting Flo and Helia daughter. PART 1.

Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.

Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?

*shaking her head*

Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.

*Covering her face*

Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.

*Riven gets up*

Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?

*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*

Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.

Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?

*Musa opens the box*

Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?

Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.

Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?

Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.

Riven*confused*: Why not?

Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.

Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.

Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.

*Gets closer to her to smell it.*

Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.

*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*

*Musa smells*

*Musa is about to throw up*

Musa*about to puke*: Oh...

Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!

Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.

Riven: It can not be that bad.

*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*

Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..

Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.

Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.

Musa *whispering*: I don't know.

Riven: Come'on sweetheart.

*Phoebe opens her mouth.*

*Riven really focused on not passing out*

Riven: I think you might be dying...

*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*

Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.

Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!

Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.

Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!

Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.

*Sits her in her lap*

Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.

Phoebe: Where are we going?

Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.

Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.

Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.

Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.

Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*

Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.

*Druig and Phastos drunk*

Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?

Phastos: Totally!

*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*

Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.

Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?

Musa: Can you hold this for me?

Riven: That’s your hand.

Musa: Yeah.

Kingo*signing*: On count of three tell me what your favorite cake? One, two three!

Druig and Makkari *signing in the same time*: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Sersi: Our turn, love! One two three! Vanilla!

Ikaris*signing confused*:What's even cake?

LET’S DO THIS AGAIN. ASK YOU GUYS☺️

I would love guys if you sent a ship and number! (It can be anonymous)

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

2.Who wakes the other with kisses?

3.Who usually has nightmares?

4.Who ask out who in the first date?

5.Who would enter them both in a talent show?

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

7.How do they flirt with one another?

8.How many children do they want?

9.What does the other when on feels sad?

10.Are they a supper sappy couple?

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

12. Who carrys the other to bed?

13.How do they hype up?

14.What song reminds them of the other?

15.What small quircks do they love from the other?

16.How they act in public?

17.How do they help eachoters fears?

18.How do they make blush eachoter? 

(please i want questions!)

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*Sam talking with Sharon*

*Bucky walking in being hot*

Sam*staring*

Sharon: *laughing*

*Bucky now leaving*

Sam: Do I have daddy issues?

Sharon:*now laughing histercally*

Zemo*popping out from nowhere*:Did someone said Daddy?

Sharon*rolling her eyes*:Every single time

Sam: That little girl is a child. I don't wanna see you sniffing anymore. Do you understand?

John:*freaked out*

Sam: Boy have you lost your mind? Cause I'll help you find it.

Bucky*proud husband*: What are you looking for? No one is coming to help you out there.

Sam: Jesus can come through that door, he's not going to help you. If you don't stop sniffing after my child.