I Would Love Guys If You Sent A Ship And Number! (It Can Be Anonymous)

Phastos:Isn't there no way we can get rid of him?

Ajax: No without a cause Phastos, beside we talked about this...

Phastos:I have causes, it is be-cause I hate him.

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.

Flora(answers the phone):Hello?

Riven:It’s Riven.

Flora:What did he do this time?

Riven:No it’s me, Riven.

Flora:What did you do this time?

Tecna: Wait are you flitring with me?

Timmy: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?

Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!

Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-

Sersi: Right next to that arse.

*Druig and Makkari about to introduce themselves to the avengers*

Druig *signing*: Beatiful do you know what is a great conversation opener, "so...do you like bread?" Everybody does like bread, and then bam you have something in common with humans. I've never tried, but I think it would work.

Makkari*signing*: Are you saying that we should introduce ourselves to the avengers like this?

Druig*signing*: Genius right?

Makkari*signing*:Ehm...Love, they're going to kick our asses.

Bartender: Three coffee.

Bloom: Oh, no. I'm sorry I only ordered one.

Bartender: You said coffee, coffee, coffee,

Bloom: No, uhu, see. I said "CoFfEe! CoFfEe! CoFfEe!"

Bartender: Right.

Bloom: As like I really need coffee coffee coffee. You know?

Bartender: No.

Bloom: "CoFfEe! CoFfEe! CoFfEe!" is like an exaggeration like a funny thing. Like a desperate cry for coffee. This is my thing, everyone knows I drink a lot of coffee so the day can't start until I had my bit. You know what three coffee will be great.

Musa: Do you have a pencil?

Riven: Why?

Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.

Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...

Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.