"alas" Is A Truly S Tier English Word. Fantastic Mouthfeel, Makes Me Sound Like A World-weary Wizard,

I love my mutuals. Reblog if you love your mutuals.

wait

what happened to the mafia. Are they okay. Are they alive. Are they

*wipes down kitchen table once* wow i really do everything around here don't i

can spotify fix their genres list already what is pov: indie. what is alt z. why do you put so much japanese music under "anime", why is "vocaloid" a genre. it's so dark here

Made a thing.

Thank you to @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist for tagging me! These books are in no particular order:

-The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

-No longer human by Dazai Osamu

-Dracula by Bram Stoker

-Six of crows by Leigh Bardugo

-Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

-Anne of green gables by Lucy M. Montgomery

-Foul lady Fortune by Chloe Gong

-Foul heart Huntsman by Chloe Gong

-A thousand splendid suns by Khaled Hosseini

No pressure tags: @typingwithmyhandstied @romajuliettesupremacy @romajuliettemai

tagged by @laurabenanti to list my top 9 books

the song of achilles by madeline miller book of all time

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo by taylor jenkins reid (my current read!)

life or death by michael robatham

the harry potter series (prisoner of azkaban is my fav. fuck jkr but like god those books are good)

the hunger games trilogy by suzanne collins

they both die at the end + the first to die at the end by adam silvera (they can't be separated 🥺)

the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky

the pendragon series by d.j. machale (nostalgic series from high school that i just finished. i think books 2 and 7 were my favs)

the hobbit by j.r.r. tolkien

tagging @sophiedevreaux @stardreamt @evelyns @henwilsons @morozovamaximoff

"Ma'am, ma'am, what should we do?" The fresh rookies crowd around me while I am simply enjoying my peace. Or, well, trying to enjoy my peace. I set my coffee down.

"You lot," I begin as they go quiet, "truly have some gall, crowdin' around me like ducklings with their mother duck."

They look at me in bewilderment, utter shock in those innocent eyes.

"You heard me," I say. "This is the SCP foundation, not the babysitter club. Now calm the hell down and figure out, rationally, how to solve this problem."

As they go their own ways and start talking solutions and containment procedures with their voices still audibly shaking, I make a note in my phone: 'teach new rookies how to deal with their jobs'.

Alarms blare throughout the facility. Screams and gunshots echo through the halls. The rookie scientists around you are in panic. You sip your coffee at the breakroom table in peace, “just another tuesday.” You state calmy.

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do