I Was So Excited Because Like "omg The Epilogue Is Leaked?????" And Then I Started Reading And I Was

so I had a dream I was sprinting through a grocery store looking for monster energy . I was sprinting because I had left my other stuff on the conveyor belt and just. ran. they had none btw.

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

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Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Vampire akutagawa is funny. Why they make my dude gray.

can spotify fix their genres list already what is pov: indie. what is alt z. why do you put so much japanese music under "anime", why is "vocaloid" a genre. it's so dark here

I don't like to imagine season 7 to have a tragic end, BUT an idea came to me; what if, at the finale, it shows all the apostles going out into the world to preach, it all seems happy and hunky dory, but at the VERY VERY end (an end that some people might miss) it shows how the apostles died.

So chuuya consciously made that yeehaw sound huh

He loves her so much that he knew from the bottom of his heart he'd love her again even after he lost all his memories of pretty much everything i'm going to be sick

This gives me the exact same vibes as that moment in BBC's Sherlock where John asks Sherlock, "did you really not know that the earth goes around the sun?"

“Yeah, the human body is like… 70% water. Did… Did you not know that…?”

I want an AU where taylor doose gets slaughtered as revenge by luke, jess, rory and lorelai. It'd be like a family double date.

I'm sorry but have you SEEN the "current tl" OP visuals in this new episode??? I AM IN AWE WHAT THE SHIT. the colors, the character placement, the EVERYTHING. I LOVE THIS OP TO THE BONE.