Vampire Akutagawa Is Funny. Why They Make My Dude Gray.

I was too dangerous for society so i was given Iron Deficiency to keep me humble

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

Reblog to drop kick Colleen Hoover

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

I imagine children walking up to akutagawa on the street asking in fascination if he's dressing up as a vampire

nothing is funnier to me than the fashion in bsd, u walk down the street and see 3 men in business suits, ranpo in full detective gear, akutagawa, the americans in 1800s southern bell gowns, and fucking ron from down the street in joggers and an adidas cap

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

Wait this is funny

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period