Your Phone Battery Percentage Determines What Year Of The 1900s You'll Live In.

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

I was so excited because like "omg the epilogue is leaked?????" and then I started reading and I was so confused. And i thought like. Why are they self aware.

Okay this is a Chloe prank. But from this we can deduce:

The epilogue takes place in May of 1932

They’re still living in Shanghai

Orion can sparkle in the sunlight????

BELOVED

“The first two buttons were undone, for absolutely no reason.” I’m crying

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

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Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

hello hiiii i woke up before my alarm went off moodboard

I'm sorry but have you SEEN the "current tl" OP visuals in this new episode??? I AM IN AWE WHAT THE SHIT. the colors, the character placement, the EVERYTHING. I LOVE THIS OP TO THE BONE.

*white knuckling the bathroom sink* I believe in the inherent goodness of people. I believe in the inherent goodness of people. I belie-

phoebe is so class of 2013 by mitski coded. if you even care

Put your height in the tags

I was too dangerous for society so i was given Iron Deficiency to keep me humble