Lucifer Morningstar

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS 6'8" I REPEAT

HE IS 203CM TALL

most doorways are 204cm tall!

DAMN!

Nettles (alive & dead)

Nettle: Fear me for I have the sting of the bee and none of its' glass cannon character Dead Nettle: Attack of nerves I as me be cognizant of the acidity concerning the queen and nary one as to its' lens artillery DNA

cluster B does not deserve any of this like srsly. or like any mental health issue or thing.

just… op is so right and it’s sucks that they’re right

There are only two mental illnesses according to people on the internet:

Innocent bean syndrome: You can never do wrong and got no agency. You will be infantilized on every occasion and are treated as a quirk.

Bad person syndrome: You are bad and an abuser. Your presence kills people.

Conner slayed so hard in his first appearance

The Adventures of Superman (1993) - Issue #501

Karl Kesel | Tom Grummett

and I’m giving them all the same issues as me!!! it’s like matching friendship bracelets!!!

I need all my favourite characters to be more unhinged.

On a hot air balloon, September 21st 1783

Sheep: Dear heavens, there is fire. What is happening. Rooster: Hey, hey, hey, watch this. Duck: Why are we here Sheep: WHY ARE WE FLOATING?!!! Why am I here?!!! *The sheep was chosen because it was believed to be a reasonable approximation of a human's physiology and psychology*

I imagine the rooster and duck were chosen because, presumably, birds would remain calm when flying in a hot air balloon.

Someone show me a rooster that has ever been calm.

VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT

('The drawings match no known plants' - MAYBE THE AUTHOR IS JUST BAD AT DRAWING - botany drawings are hard!!!')

I'm barely halfway through this episode and I can already feel this stupid dumb little book becoming my newest obsession.

I don't care if many smarter more qualified individuals have looked at it! let me look! surely i can find something!

tbh it's just very FUN

LOOK I've cried multiple times over Linear A and I love old science theories and texts - this is the perfect distraction from everything else in my life

HELP MY DAD WAS COOKING PORK AND IN THE QUEST FOR CRACKLING THERE WAS MORE SMOKE THAN A FOGGY MARSH IN A WINTER MORN