Hmm, The Caves Call To Me... I Wish To Be Underground.

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

I can't tell if other people are confusing or if I'm the confusing one.

Realized in the middle of the theater that I want to be a sexy symbiote woman. Get that purple lightning goop inside of me ASAP.

titty obsessed butches appreciation post because what else is new. butches who can’t help but stare at my cleavage even when it’s inappropriate. butches who will do whatever I say as long as I flash them. butches who get wet from sucking titties alone. butches who love showering me in expensive lingerie and keep polaroids of my tits in their wallet. butches who love missionary so they can watch the way they move.

It's funny that it took me so long to start USING tumblr. I started looking at tumblr posts on Pinterest when I was in 8th grade on my school-issued chromebook. I have been an avid reader of tumblr posts reposted to other websites for roughly eight years now, but I just started making the content.

My friends probably wouldn't believe this, but I consider posting something in my friend group's groupchat 20 to 30 times before actually posting it unprompted. I'm not sure if this is normal or anxiety.

How come speakers all got animal stuff going on? I mean seriously, tweeters? Subwoofers? Bass?

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

Get you a girl with too many arms. Get you a girl with an uncommon number of limbs. Get you a girl with uncommon limbs.

When I was a small child, my dad told me never to swear. It only just now dawned on me that he meant I wasn't allowed to use swear words. I took it like, "I solemnly swear..." and I took it to heart. Any time anyone asked me to do something and told me to swear on it, I would just respond with, "I don't swear, but I promise!"

I still very rarely said swear words as a child (my official number is five times before 18 years of age). I was in high school when accidentally said "dick" for the first time the morning after a sleepover at an abandoned school.