Me Talking To My Friend Except I Am Super Sick And Genuinely So Nauseous

"Your little high and mighty Odysseus claims to love his mother but let her 𝘥𝘪𝘦 of a broken heart."

This is just an Aphrodite sketch I did in english class

In parkour civilization, even rain is parkour

based on this amazing comic except I made it stupid

I can't draw, but I NEED someone to draw Tom going to the store and crying at the canned pineapples like they're in captivity and being treated terribly😭😭 or with a bowling alley I'll be so happy guys please

What if we hung out but It's secretly a trap and I lured you into my home just so I could force you to watch Ouran High school Host Club so you can UNDERSTAND THE TWINS AREN'T BEING FOR REAL. IT'S PURELY SATIRICAL. I SWEAR.

Get yourself a man who looks at you like John looks at Paul 😍

If I was Odysseus and Penelope said she wouldn't still love me (which she wouldn't, she's literally from Sparta, come on) I would've seriously gone insane. LIKE GIRL I NEARLY MURDERED A GOD FOR YOU. LET ALONE ONE OF THE BIG THREE. YOU BETTER STILL LOVE ME.

sneavbo

WHAT?????

top 10 biggest anime betrayals of all time

me finding out seawatt is white

This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

epic au where everything is the same except telemachus has a pet wolf

Imagine telemachus pulling up in odysseus LIKE THAT

Edit: If yall wanna see more :)