What If We Hung Out But It's Secretly A Trap And I Lured You Into My Home Just So I Could Force You To

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

Get yourself a man who looks at you like John looks at Paul 😍

AHHHHH DOGMAN MOVVVIIIEEEEEE !!!! I CAN'T WAITTTT

It's NNN!!! No NtellingMeToShutUpWhenITalkAboutGreekMythology/EpicTheMusical November!!!

In parkour civilization, even rain is parkour

based on this amazing comic except I made it stupid

We should all totally give this guy more attention!! *We all shout in unison and it's totally not just me saying this because he's my favourite alien and Ben never uses him. And when he does it's for like 15 seconds.*

So... How would this work?? 😭

An old sketch with the same idea that Simon's ghost is watching Jack.

Translate:

1) There has been a lot of draft in your room lately.

2) Why isn't your bed made? This is unacceptable for a little gentleman!

3) Why is the crucifix upside down? Is it because of the draft?

4) Your things fall out of your hands too often!

5) You look very tired... Didn't you get enough sleep?

6) Where did this chain of wet footprints on the floor come from?

7) A shadow you see out of the corner of your eye. Try not to look at it.

epic au where everything is the same except telemachus has a pet wolf

Imagine telemachus pulling up in odysseus LIKE THAT

Edit: If yall wanna see more :)

Ahh I love drawing Hermes <3