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🤜🏻👊🏻 mahoraga help me

so uhhh. yeah.

Okay here’s my idea for a Batman movie:

Starts out with your typical low light, can barely see what’s happening fight scene between Batman and whatever villain of the day, but one that’s fairly recognizable. Then Batman arrives back at the cave, and immediately gets an alert on the computer. It’s from the Justice League, and oh no there’s some kind of emergency and he has to leave right now to prevent disaster or Hal from doing something stupid.

Bruce sighs, and informs Alfred that he’ll be leaving. Alfred takes this information in stride and asks, “And while you are gone?”

Bruce sighs much more dramatically, and then we cut to him coming through the kitchen door. The camera then shows like ten kids of various ages eating and having an argument about some game or something like that.

Bruce: “I have to go.”

Bruce:

Bruce:

*cricket sounds*

Bruce: “Stephanie is in charge while I’m gone.”

Cue fist pump from Stephanie and much complaining from everyone else who is arguing why they should be in charge. Bruce proceeds to remind each and every one of them what happened last time they were in charge.

The rest of the movie is the batkids. Bruce doesn’t appear again until the last five minutes. Alfred ensures everyone stays alive and relatively unharmed but other than that he leaves them to it. There is much glorious chaos. The movie is an action comedy with several gratuitous explosions.

I’d call it Batman: Legacy.

All the movie posters would be a dark, edgy batman like all the other batman movies. There would be the slightest hint of robin, or maybe even nightwing, but in such a way that you think it’s going to be a cameo sort of thing at the end to set up for another film.

jjk student sukuna au

part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

megumi meets yuuji!

also important to note, yuuji says sukuna is almost never home because sukuna usually stays in jujutsu tech dorms

This Is How You Win the Time War

Tim woke up to find Red Hood standing in his bedroom.

This wasn't much of a surprise. It had been a year since Hood tried to kill Tim, a little less than a year since he and Bruce had the confrontation that left Bruce grim and withdrawn -- well, more grim and withdrawn than usual. In that time, Hood had made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Tim wasn't sure whether he believed the stories of heads in a duffel bag, but clearly a lot of people did, and Red Hood had to be intimidating enough for that kind of legend to seem plausible.

Logic dictated that it was only a matter of time before he tried to add Tim's head to his collection. They had unfinished business, after all.

Tim had just started to scramble up into a defensive position -- alone in Drake Manor, in his pajamas, no weapon close at hand -- when Hood said, "Identification. Imbroglio. Phasotherapy. Farinaceous."

The word sequence made Tim freeze, awkwardly crouched on the bed in his boxers and t-shirt. He stared at Red Hood, who was not actually wearing his helmet right now. Nor a domino mask. He stood in the doorway to Tim's room and stared back at him.

Finally Tim gathered himself enough to ask, "Metaplasia?"

"Nope," Hood answered. "Or, 'laundulet' or whatever. It's really me."

"And you're in a time loop." Tim eased down into a crouch, not quite ready to relax. "I'm going to assume I taught you those code words -- "

" -- in a previous loop," they said together.

"Yeah," Hood said and then he -- his scarred face broke into a grin and he -- he strode across the room, sending Tim backwards, trying to go up the wall like a spooked cockroach, except Hood caught him and pulled him forward into a. Hug.

"I love you so much," Hood rasped, ignoring Tim's hands around his throat. "You little weirdo, I love you so much. You're the only one who prepared for this."

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

I want a fic or something about the Batfamily where Jason and Dick de-aged back to their Robin days by like a wizard or some shit, then Damian and Tim have to look after them... except they mix them up.

There's two little boys with black hair and blue eyes, wearing the same pants-less costume, and both answering to the name of Robin, but one is all wide eyes and wide smile and one has a murderous anger in his gaze and demeanor, so they make assumptions that *obviously* the murder-y one is Jason and the happy little boy is Dick.

Then they get back to the Batcave and Bruce automatically knows which one is which and calls them by the right names. I just think it'd be a total mind-fuck for Tim and especially Damian.

little comic of an au where gojo and geto still meet regularly after their breakup. all their not-dates end in fights

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