Okay Here’s My Idea For A Batman Movie:

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< part 24

This Is How You Win the Time War

Tim woke up to find Red Hood standing in his bedroom.

This wasn't much of a surprise. It had been a year since Hood tried to kill Tim, a little less than a year since he and Bruce had the confrontation that left Bruce grim and withdrawn -- well, more grim and withdrawn than usual. In that time, Hood had made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Tim wasn't sure whether he believed the stories of heads in a duffel bag, but clearly a lot of people did, and Red Hood had to be intimidating enough for that kind of legend to seem plausible.

Logic dictated that it was only a matter of time before he tried to add Tim's head to his collection. They had unfinished business, after all.

Tim had just started to scramble up into a defensive position -- alone in Drake Manor, in his pajamas, no weapon close at hand -- when Hood said, "Identification. Imbroglio. Phasotherapy. Farinaceous."

The word sequence made Tim freeze, awkwardly crouched on the bed in his boxers and t-shirt. He stared at Red Hood, who was not actually wearing his helmet right now. Nor a domino mask. He stood in the doorway to Tim's room and stared back at him.

Finally Tim gathered himself enough to ask, "Metaplasia?"

"Nope," Hood answered. "Or, 'laundulet' or whatever. It's really me."

"And you're in a time loop." Tim eased down into a crouch, not quite ready to relax. "I'm going to assume I taught you those code words -- "

" -- in a previous loop," they said together.

"Yeah," Hood said and then he -- his scarred face broke into a grin and he -- he strode across the room, sending Tim backwards, trying to go up the wall like a spooked cockroach, except Hood caught him and pulled him forward into a. Hug.

"I love you so much," Hood rasped, ignoring Tim's hands around his throat. "You little weirdo, I love you so much. You're the only one who prepared for this."

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.

The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.

Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like

You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.

Vamos chorar um pouco amigos

Talvez você já tenha assistido uma das maiores franquias do mundo cinematográfico...

STAR WARS

Eu sei que vocês pensaram na Marvel, mas não dessa vez, só daqui algumas semanas.

Minha pessoa é fã de carteirinha dessa saga maravilhosa, que infelizmente teve seu fim no ano passado (2019).

A única coisa que eu tenho pra falar é que Ben Solo deserved better.

Comentários a parte (e lágrimas), a série conta com 11 filmes - três trilogias e dois spin off's -, além de várias séries animadas que conectam uma linha do tempo em volta da força e um nome: os Skywalker.

Tudo começa com um garotinho que pilotava speeders e que tinha uma força fora do comum. Aqui conhecemos o famoso Anakin, que viria a ser Darth Vader depois de problemas com churrasco.

Enfim...

Tudo pleno, maravilhoso. Pessoas morrem, são salvas, se apaixonam, arranjam um exército de clones, casamento secreto, padawans conhecem a força pessoalmente (Anakin?), Palpatine na verdade é o vilão (mas isso já era meio óbvio), corações partidos, lava, membros perdidos, famílias destruídas e início do Império.

Nosso amado jovem de tatooine conheceu a força e o amor, matou o amor e escolheu o lado sombrio. Mas não era o fim.

Padme Amidala, com toda a sua peculiar variedade se roupas, deu a luz aos gêmeos Skywalker antes de morrer, que logo foram separados.

Eles crescem plenos em diferentes sistemas, até que um dia a força decidi reuní-los para lutarem contra a ameaça do Império. Rola incesto (Eles não sabiam pelo amor de Deus), revelações (A paternidade pode nos surpreender), mais um casal, explosões e funerais (fiquei triste com você Luke). Os rebeldes ganharam, o império caiu e todos fizeram festa (menos o Luke, ele tava oculpado queimando o pai).

E finalmente, quando todo mundo acha que tá tudo bem... BOOM, primeira ordem, filhos perdidos, mais areia, outro cara do mal, sabres de luz, morte (Han descanse em paz), Millennium Falcon, neve, rebelião novamente, e uma ilha muito bonita infestada de porgs.

Deu ruim.

O cara mal é bonito e a última jedi tem uma estranha conexão com ele. Puta sortuda. Acontecem mais revelações, a garota foge, eles se encontram pessoalmente, matam mais gente, propostas são feitas e recusadas, Snoke morto de novo e Luke Skywalker da as caras novamente só pra morrer depois. Canalha.

Quando você pensa que acabou por aí, seu casal vai ficar junto e todos vão ser felizes pra sempre, mais uma bomba cai no seu colo. Mais pessoas importantes morrem, Snoke/Palpatine/Darth Sidius (Se decida homem) recussita, mudanças de lado, lutas épicas, mais ressureição, beijo e Reylo nunca mais.

Tô chorando aqui

E sim, meu nome é Rey, Rey Skywalker.

Acho que essa foi a maior postagem dessa página é provavelmente vocês perceberam que eu sou uma maníaca por Star Wars.

Queria pedir desculpas para os meus amigos e família, todas essa informações pesam no meu coração e me fazem chorar desesperadamente.

Bem, chegamos ao fim e a frase do dia é:

"Odeie areia em respeito aos mais fortes" Achkar, Emee (2020)

Falou.

"Sons of sand"

An artwork of mine that blew up on tik tok

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jjk student sukuna au

part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

megumi meets yuuji!

also important to note, yuuji says sukuna is almost never home because sukuna usually stays in jujutsu tech dorms

my favorite rarepair type is hot person x hot person, these two would definitely love each other

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao