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This Is How You Win the Time War

Tim woke up to find Red Hood standing in his bedroom.

This wasn't much of a surprise. It had been a year since Hood tried to kill Tim, a little less than a year since he and Bruce had the confrontation that left Bruce grim and withdrawn -- well, more grim and withdrawn than usual. In that time, Hood had made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Tim wasn't sure whether he believed the stories of heads in a duffel bag, but clearly a lot of people did, and Red Hood had to be intimidating enough for that kind of legend to seem plausible.

Logic dictated that it was only a matter of time before he tried to add Tim's head to his collection. They had unfinished business, after all.

Tim had just started to scramble up into a defensive position -- alone in Drake Manor, in his pajamas, no weapon close at hand -- when Hood said, "Identification. Imbroglio. Phasotherapy. Farinaceous."

The word sequence made Tim freeze, awkwardly crouched on the bed in his boxers and t-shirt. He stared at Red Hood, who was not actually wearing his helmet right now. Nor a domino mask. He stood in the doorway to Tim's room and stared back at him.

Finally Tim gathered himself enough to ask, "Metaplasia?"

"Nope," Hood answered. "Or, 'laundulet' or whatever. It's really me."

"And you're in a time loop." Tim eased down into a crouch, not quite ready to relax. "I'm going to assume I taught you those code words -- "

" -- in a previous loop," they said together.

"Yeah," Hood said and then he -- his scarred face broke into a grin and he -- he strode across the room, sending Tim backwards, trying to go up the wall like a spooked cockroach, except Hood caught him and pulled him forward into a. Hug.

"I love you so much," Hood rasped, ignoring Tim's hands around his throat. "You little weirdo, I love you so much. You're the only one who prepared for this."

... and that's why I stick to fanfics and fanarts these days.

Okay here’s my idea for a Batman movie:

Starts out with your typical low light, can barely see what’s happening fight scene between Batman and whatever villain of the day, but one that’s fairly recognizable. Then Batman arrives back at the cave, and immediately gets an alert on the computer. It’s from the Justice League, and oh no there’s some kind of emergency and he has to leave right now to prevent disaster or Hal from doing something stupid.

Bruce sighs, and informs Alfred that he’ll be leaving. Alfred takes this information in stride and asks, “And while you are gone?”

Bruce sighs much more dramatically, and then we cut to him coming through the kitchen door. The camera then shows like ten kids of various ages eating and having an argument about some game or something like that.

Bruce: “I have to go.”

Bruce:

Bruce:

*cricket sounds*

Bruce: “Stephanie is in charge while I’m gone.”

Cue fist pump from Stephanie and much complaining from everyone else who is arguing why they should be in charge. Bruce proceeds to remind each and every one of them what happened last time they were in charge.

The rest of the movie is the batkids. Bruce doesn’t appear again until the last five minutes. Alfred ensures everyone stays alive and relatively unharmed but other than that he leaves them to it. There is much glorious chaos. The movie is an action comedy with several gratuitous explosions.

I’d call it Batman: Legacy.

All the movie posters would be a dark, edgy batman like all the other batman movies. There would be the slightest hint of robin, or maybe even nightwing, but in such a way that you think it’s going to be a cameo sort of thing at the end to set up for another film.

i love you

i love you

i love you

(id in alt)

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

so uhhh. yeah.

Full version of Quirk Mishap Pt.2 🔥🌟You can read part 1 here. The final part (pt. 3) is now available to read on my Patreon or available to purchase on Gumroad! Read right to left!

Meme redraw

Esse blog vai virar uma página de crítica

E voltamos novamente para mais uma crítica de filme.

 eu amo criticar as coisas

Infelizmente, na minha lista um dos tópicos mais criticados sou eu mesma.

Obrigada consciência 

Voltando a mais uma ilustre opinião de quem vos fala, o filme de hoje é:

(rufem os tambores) 

 A Q U A M A N

aplausos por favor

isso mesmo, um dos queridinhos da DC foi alvo da minha infame consciência.

Bem, quando assiti o filme pela primeIra vez eu tinha achado o máximo. A história era legal, transformou o cara que fala com peixes em um herói. Sim, eu sei que ele já era um, mas agora é um super.

A questão não é o enredo, muito menos o elenco, longe disso, todo mundo muito bonito, gostoso e tal. O negócio é...

E F E I T O S   E S P E C I A I S 

Como todo mundo sabe, os efeitos visuais da DC são... bem, da DC. cof cof mediocres cof cof. Não é o slow motion que estraga, não são os efeitos super gráficos que estragam. NÃO. É o mal uso deles.

Pelo amor de Deus,os caras simplesmente sumiram antes de chegarem numa profundidade em que a onda os cobriria,isso sem falar que a mãe dele aparece magicamente com roupas novas, uma coroa e continua com o cabelo horrível.

perfeito

Então, a frase do dia é:

“Se você tem dinheiro, gaste ele com lentes de contato que pareçam reais e não olhos de vidro” Achkar, Emee (2020)

Maravilhoso.