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With elves heightened ability never before had one fainted of stress or even fainted in general.

And then there’s Lindir.

(Important political meeting)

Thranduil: Of course the dwarves are late!

Lindir (flashbacks to the last time there were dwarves in Rivendell): dwarves?!??

Elrond: Lindir I was going to tell you but...

Lindir faints.

Thranduil: what the hell!!! Someone get a healer he’s dying!!!

Elrond (sighing): First off I AM A HEALER Second off he’s probably fine. This happens to Lindir quite a bit.

Thranduil: PROBABLY!!!!

Elves don’t have to sleep as much as humans do. So imagine they have no idea what sleep deprivation is?

Bard (stumbling around, repeating his words and vaguely hallucinating): where’s the coffee

Thranduil: are you okay

Sigrid: oh dads fine he just hasn’t been able to sleep in a week

Thranduil (conserned and horrified): what?!?!

Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...

Bard: These are my children!

Thranduil (points at dog): what is that

Bard: that’s my son!

Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?

People: oh children are just so full of imagination!!!

Me at work: please please write something for your story anything at all I am begging you

Student: nah I can’t think of anything

Family Discussions-

Me finally sleeping after days of insomnia. My cute dog cuddling on top of me.

Alarm goes off.

The both of us: devisated and crying.

Anyway how’s your day going?

Bard (After pack bonding with Thranduil): I would die for you

Legolas(freaking out on the inside): please don’t Ada will be sad

Me: loving the humans pack bond trope

Also me: loving The Hobbit

Bard: I would die for you.

Thanduil (screaming internally and already in love): I’ve only known you a week!

Dear Tumblr: My brother feels bad for lying to his internet friends of a year. He had to lie about his age to get an account and now they all think he’s 14 (he’s actually 13).

I keep telling him it’s not a big deal but he feels guilty and still hasn’t told them the truth.

What should I do?

Dear Tumblr : How many plushies is too many?

My little brother (13) loves plushies. At first it was endearing but now he practically has an entire shelf and closet full of them!!!! They are everywhere (multiple rooms including mine, the kitchen and on one occasion the bathroom).

At what point is it okay to get concerned? Because I think I’m already there.

Me waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat : are Danny, Sam and Tucker suppose to be mirror/foils of Jack, Maddie and Vlad?!?!

Me goes back to sleep.

You know the “girl falls to Middle Earth” trope ? Does anyone know a good fanfic of this IN REVERSE?!?? I just love the idea of elves reacting to things especially music!

Thanks in advance!