But I Wanted To Kill Him Myself :(

everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

Blocking people like this isn’t enough I want them incinerated

reblog this and tag your sign, sexuality, and whether you prefer vampires or werewolves

I used to cast lightning torture on ants because I was evil and not epic woke gamer but I don’t do that anymore due to being kind and woke now

Just pet an ant #darkwoke

He is always doing anything but his job

House trapping Wilson in a comedically large fishing net like a wilie coyote and Roadrunner cartoon is so fucking funny to me

Undertale sucks what the fuck was this ending

Fun Rufus facts! :D Tesla is about to get its shit rocked

Also call me a wizard bc I’m casting this shit

Here is your mission.

WHY YOU LIKE THIS SONG

I frequently fluctuate between all of these :3

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D