People Always Talk About Busting Kneecaps But Never Busting Where Eeby Deebie With The Horse Plinko Was

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

I had a horrifying realization the other day...

Everyone, meet Hatsune TemMiku, the underground's less-known star.

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you

Every day I wake up and have to live with the fact that I will never be able to go anywhere without being questioned on the nature of my existence and I'm Sick Of It

Bring it on.

You see: with the ability to have two weapons in monster hunter wilds, it will allow me to take 2 hunting horns for the perfect bard showdown. Become the alpha bard if you will.

The Internet is a fantastical, wonderful place where you can get billions of dollars for free! Give me your credit card number and it will be deposited in your bank account in 1*2*2^8 years time!

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator