Every Now And Then I Feel The Temptation To Be Weirded Out By What Years Kids Were Born In But Then I

I can hear the electricity in my laptop charger. It makes me want to vivisect myself.

Forget KageHina

THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG

Aone x Ushijima

Such politeness,

such fluff,

bless these misunderstood boys,

they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,

bara bara everywhere,

I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME

Just took my prescription for the first time in like months and damn unfortunately

the medical doctor with years of experience in my specific condition was right

I do need the pills they recommended.

My brain is back online again.

Guess I’ll have to get back to the mage (exhausted underpaid pharmacy tech) who relieves my malady (literal diagnosis of top 1% severe adhd) and take the potions (Adderall) from the apothecary (Costco pharmacy) until the end of days.

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

Sobbing over “we were girls together” again

okay so now I have a new ot3

It never occurred to me that this perfect child:

is the result of THIS OT3:

AND

AHHHHH

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?

Wild.

Body Swaps but its TOLS and SMOLS #1

Hinata x Ushijima

Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*

Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*

Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!

Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*

Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*

Hinata: *jumps*

Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*

Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*

Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*