Sobbing Over “we Were Girls Together” Again

The return to the closelands begins

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

Norwegian sandwich photo inspiring insanity was not on my bingo card but if it’s puki then yea that tracks

Puki if I see that damn Norway post with the nasty ass bread and meat thing ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go insane

I only posted it twice. Do not blame me for my influence

Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.

Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".

Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.

Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.

Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.

Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.