Norwegian Sandwich Photo Inspiring Insanity Was Not On My Bingo Card But If It’s Puki Then Yea That

I want my regional accent but the mirroring and aggressive correction my parents used to prevent me developing a “hick” accent is too strong in combination. The agony.

Team Japan is better than Shiratorizawa, please play on the same team as me I really like your work ethic and talent and I appreciate you

Ushijima’s intent, not Oikawa’s interpretation

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt

Tastes EXACTLY

Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.

And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.

Boku-NO. NO YOU FUCKING DON'T (-san)

Internal Akaashi, every day

Okay but Tsukki is growing and just passed Ushi in height like souhfiwushgshrgishrgeursgskur I can’t. Just UshiTsuki with Ushijima loving that he’s shorter and Kei just smirking when ppl realize they’re a POWER couple

My gender, simplified

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

Respectfully I would die if that happened to me.

Or if someone god forbid made it to my fyp recommending my fics.

Absolutely not. I refuse that level of being perceived.

Let me scream into the void and have the void scream back, sure, but someone recording the screams?? Nah. Those screams are for this hellsite and this hellsite only.

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.

Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.