I Hate How Much Fictional Robots That Can Turn Into Cars Makes Me Cry

Follower Highlight #10: 1K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION!

@drey-the-unwell

🎶Thank you for the follow! You're the thousandth!🎵

(please note that these highlights are not necessarily an endorsement of these blogs, only a comment on how their URLs fit the TMNT meter; I don't intend to vet every single one, especially not this one, because they're literally my 1000th follower and I was gonna find a way to make a post for them, meter or no meter)

"you are infantilizing bumblebee"

"he's a grown man"

"oh don't treat him like a kid"

SHUT UP!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY MY BOY LET ME LOVE HIM!!!!

Lmao I'm actually spiralling from reading something so Angst... Does this count as self harm

When I finally built his Optimus

Save me Megoplita... Save me...

I need more fic with them 😔

I know I can only achieve this body with the help of Primus him self 😭😭😭

I heard you start exercising, what's your body goals?

Me : "Optimus prime"

Primus really said ⏳

"but they're 3 times your size and made of metal"

"finally I got awaken pure vanilla cookie how is his ultim..."

"why do you watch transformers earthspark season 3, it's Soo bad..."