Norse Mythology Fails To Convey The Sense Of Terror That Must Have Hung Over Asgard Every Time Loki Was

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

More socialist propaganda! This time with stock photo cats. Image by Dimitris Vetsikas from Pixabay Image by Rudy and Peter Skitterians from Pixabay Image by PDPics from Pixabay

commie wallpapers with free stock photo birds

Image by Melanie Avis from Pixabay Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay Image by dolm06 from Pixabay

"Hanako-san, Hanako-san,

Are you there?"

💀🔪🚽🥀🌕

Enjoyed making this

Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”

Read the KnY manga. So much babey ♥️

Seance

Rough sketch of my favourite Umbrella Academy character, Klaus Hargreaves.

memeception

Just AAAAWWWW!

Renarin makes speeches.

BNHA summary: Once I learn how to throw a punch without destroying my entire body it’s over for you bitches

Ominous positivity wallpapers by me