The Employee # (chef)

not askblog stuff but I want to show this off lmao

Here you go Henry but he's a suburban white dad

IAGDIWSHSOFHDH- GOOD GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING-

@the-bonnie39

can I offer you this low effort meme in exchange for you not stealing my shoes?

"I MEAN I ALREADY ATE YOUR SHOES BUT SURE I'LL TAKE THE MEME!"

"WOW THIS IS GREAT I'LL SHOW IT TO MR. GOOSE LATER! ah man i haven't seen that goose in forever I hope he's doing okay yes incase you didn't know me and untitled are friends"

You can tell I put way too much effort in this

Alright, Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim, now on Steam, has been out for over a month, so it’s time for me to acknowledge Norm on my main account(s).

Draw his face. Fill it in. Complete him. I will REBLOG and RATE your faces out of 10.

I want some fucking braincells

Anyways have some whiteboard doodles

"Ye, you can eat the lemon dude."

Great! A mouth on his chest appears as he grabs the lemon and throws it in, he makes a shiver motion ”quite sour aint it?”  # walks away shaking their head mumbling something

Yesterday it was homestead day apparently

And it was also the day of my one year anniversary with my partner AAAAAAAAAAAA

Legacy Benjamin continued to do research and experiments what slowly made him lose his mind, he got more aggressive and hostile to others what caused them to leave, with no one around anymore he poured all of his time on the experiments, with no one around to stop him his experiments became more extreme, off some of the experiments he was weary though, he kidnapped people to experiment on with no regard of empathy, sympathy or anything towards them, he got a sick sense of satisfaction of it. He doesn’t let anyone come close to him and kills off most people who try. In search of more remnant for his experiments he has killed multiple children, as if he’s repeating history once again

Legacy Benjamin canonically also cut of someone’s head and now uses it as his own, the phone head he now uses more ask a mask than anything else

Lore (:

Ooooh come on! They could never prove people got basically “cabinet manned” even if I did that! But no my actual cabinet got broken after…. Stuff happened! and now I can’t retreat somewhere when the social battery is out.., or if I stole something I don’t want them to find! Don’t tell him I said that ;]

HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?

oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."

“Okay okay I’ll give you your shoes!” He hands Charlie the shoes trying to be on a “save” distance  “Man they were just new now I gotta buy new ones again”

i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...

g o t a n y f o r m e?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to