Can I Offer You This Low Effort Meme In Exchange For You Not Stealing My Shoes?

OOOOoooOoo 👀 Show me! Ill be on my merry way then >;]

HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?

oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."

"Ye, you can eat the lemon dude."

Great! A mouth on his chest appears as he grabs the lemon and throws it in, he makes a shiver motion ”quite sour aint it?”  # walks away shaking their head mumbling something

F-frog....

Frog >:]

“Oh shit! what the- You’re not getting my shoes!” He tries to jump away and throw the pizza to Charlie’s face

i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...

g o t a n y f o r m e?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to

No problem! “He proceeds to run away, trip and run again”

The pizza or the plinko

The pizza seems to be glowing and you’ll be stuck in the plinko what is your choice?

(if you don’t want Benjamin to interact tell me and I won’t again 👍

“definitely the pizza”

“i’m terrified of plinko and I’ve eaten a glow stick before so I should be ok!”

(btw your blog is awesome)

It’s fun! And I have issues

Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”

I want some fucking braincells

Anyways have some whiteboard doodles

FUCK YEAH BEE MOMENT! “He takes the bee before putting it in his own pocket”  thank you for this meal, I’ll save it for later

Got any bees for me?

benjamin~

(if you don’t want Benjamin to interact with you just ignore the ask and/or dm me and I’ll won’t bother you again ^^ )

"yeah man let me check"

The rat like man reach's into his shirt pocket for a moment, before pulling out a small bee.

"is this good?"

~Uh- Actually, I just realised I have an appointment I need to get to, so- there's really no need aha. But thanks for the offer

ahw that’s too bad, have a nice one tho (:

~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?

Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you

Your very friend shaped

huh I guess so yeah, I’m less friend like than I was before the whole thing…. though.. I still do like making friends tho! Haven’t really talked to anyone much besides the employees since I came here.