Me When Me When Me When He Does His Baby Man Thing

FR!! But nooooo every media with both are like "ENEMIES!" it makes me so sad.. they need to be besties.

Vampires are the enemy of the sun

Werewolves are sluts for the moon

Since the sun and moon are diometrically opposite you'd think that make werewolves and vampires besties

and you'd be right

whenever my program freezes

SplatoonNA:

A conspicuous fax from Grizzco has just arrived!

It reads: "The Next Big Run is expected from 5pm PT on 3/7 to 6pm PT on 3/9 at Inkblot Art Academy. There's a possibility of King Salmoids coming ashore, so please take caution. We appreciate your assistance."

SplatoonJP:

クマサン商会から、ビッグランのお知らせだ！

「次回のビッグランは、3月8日(土)午前9時～3月10日(月)午前9時、海女美術大学にて発生する見込みです。

オカシラ連合上陸の可能性もあるため、くれぐれもご注意ください。

シャケからみなさまのくらしを守るため、ご協力をお願いいたします。」

LOOK AT HIS FACE OML

That's the face of a man who got READ

love Joyce's psychoanalysis of ryan based on his burger choices

HEY YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

For later

No thoughts in that brain of theirs.

100 likes!

Cool ig