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WE SOLVED IT THIS IS HOW CATS WEAR PANTS!!

sir, a second video update has hit the watcher channel

Reblog to kill it faster

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

I KEEP GETTING THE SAME STUPID "the Texas boreder is under attack and the president isn't doing anything!" SHUT UP. IVE SEEN THE AD A MILLION TIMES IK! just let me watch my lethal company vods and crafting episodes in peace 😭

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

He's not good at that griddy bro

im gonna be sick

I need it in my house