Severus: English Is A Difficult Language. It Can Be Understood Through Tough Thorough Thought, Though.

James: Severus... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Severus: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER I WAS ABOUT TO CRY!

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

I'm a Virgo and i'm in love with belphie 🥰

i wanna see something, so reblog this with your sun sign and your favorite brother please!! I'm a libra and tryin to romance Lucifer 👀💗

Severus: James and I are no longer dating.

James: Severus, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lily: Only if you also don't ask why

Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Severus:

Lily:

Severus: This one is fine

THIS BITCH!!

More here u are.

none of it is mine, most of the art has the signature of the artist, I don't know who made them because I found them on google.

Severus: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Lily: You’re too young to have enemies.

Severus: You don’t even know.

Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.

James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!

Lucius: Flavour counts!

James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

James: Okay, but-

Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!

Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!

Remus: I- Jesus-