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"Let's see ... Zack Snyder already gave us a head start with dour, desaturated Superman ... we've got Ben Affleck to play barbiturate to our already dour, desaturated Batman ... dammit, there's still too much potential energy in this movie! We've got to dial it down, and fast!"

Poem by Poem_for_your_sprog

America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting.

I miss this magazine so much.

VG&CE November 89’ - Software That Will Give You Nightmares!

I remember your face.  I swear I do.  Just give me a moment . . .

"When Groucho was asked for an explanation of the title, he quipped, 'Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life.'"

Duck Soup (1933)

"Sandbox fight" ... Wait, but cats use sandboxes to ... Oh gross.

I think I’m about done with the D’s, not because there aren’t more good ones in the D section but because it’s getting hard to remember which ones I’ve done already.

Here’s the world’s most melodramatic sandbox fight.

The TRS-80s are coming! They'll be unstoppable with their 16k of RAM! Keep watching the skies!

The Computers Are Coming! [Uptade 1980]; 666-1984.

A Publication of: The Southwest Radio Church P. O. Box 1144, Oklahoma City, OK, 73101.

I saw Chef today, a sci-fi movie about an alternate dimension in which a mildly acerbic restaurant review on AOL can go viral.

"Yeah, I ... I forgot my mantra."

The proverbial Goldblum.

(See also: The proverbial Walken.)

Having just played through Mass Effect 1, I understand this with a vengeance.

Running in any game that has stamina