"Let's See ... Zack Snyder Already Gave Us A Head Start With Dour, Desaturated Superman ... We've Got

"Let's see ... Zack Snyder already gave us a head start with dour, desaturated Superman ... we've got Ben Affleck to play barbiturate to our already dour, desaturated Batman ... dammit, there's still too much potential energy in this movie! We've got to dial it down, and fast!"

Poem By Poem_for_your_sprog

Poem by Poem_for_your_sprog

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13 years ago
This May Be The Greatest Four Sequential Panels Of Any Comic I've Ever Seen. I Want To Have It Blown

This may be the greatest four sequential panels of any comic I've ever seen. I want to have it blown up and framed, and then I will take the time each day to look upon it and cackle with delight that such joys exist.

From "Seeing Eye," UNCANNY TALES no. 22, July 1954. Writer unknown, art by C.A. Winter. Reproduced in The Horror! The Horror! : Comic Books the Government Didn't Want You to Read!, ed. Jim Trombetta.

11 years ago

Linking to the segment of This American Life about the husband-and-wife comedy team who got their big break on Ed Sullivan ... the same night as the Beatles' American debut ... and had to go on right before the Beatles' encore performance.

Hey, it's the anniversary of their debut, too!


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11 years ago

OK, so he looks kind of gruff here. But watch this:

"I can't believe it, I'm singin' with Johnny Cash!"

I love this guy. And I love growing up with his poetry and then finding out he did really funny cartoon travelogues for Playboy back in the day. 70s!

(Edit: Added a direct link to the video above because I'm a little late to the party on Tumblr's dashboard video quirks.)

Only In The 70’s Would It Be Cool To Let This Guy Write Children’s Books.

Only in the 70’s would it be cool to let this guy write children’s books.

View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay


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11 years ago

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. "Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It's like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!


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8 years ago

America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting.


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11 years ago

Having just played through Mass Effect 1, I understand this with a vengeance.

Running In Any Game That Has Stamina 

Running in any game that has stamina 


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14 years ago
I Remember Your Face.  I Swear I Do.  Just Give Me A Moment . . .

I remember your face.  I swear I do.  Just give me a moment . . .


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11 years ago

Sadly, yes.

Get It?

Get it?

11 years ago

The TRS-80s are coming! They'll be unstoppable with their 16k of RAM! Keep watching the skies!

The Computers Are Coming! [Uptade 1980]; 666-1984.

The Computers Are Coming! [Uptade 1980]; 666-1984.

A Publication of: The Southwest Radio Church P. O. Box 1144, Oklahoma City, OK, 73101.


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14 years ago
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