Dialogue Prompt

Traveler: I am so tired of accidentally committing crimes. It’s time for a change! Next country, clear name, I won’t do anything illegal!

Zhongli: Yes... about that...

Zhongli: you’re going to have to break into the country itself.

Traveler:

Zhongli:

Traveler:

Zhongli: And also, the archon is extremely paranoid.

This shouldn’t make sense to me.

Marinette: Chloe your such a bitch

Chloe: HEY! I am not a bitch.

Chloe: I'm a

Bitch

Me: *Reads post* Wait...

Me: *Rubs eyes before re-reading post*

Me: STOREY?

Me: WhO tHe Fu-

I’m late to tumblr Christmas but oh well.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Not risking it

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

“Nope”

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

Finally.

masterlist.

here are all my works for yall to enjoy. <3 

absolute faves =  !!

LEGEND OF ZELDA 

link. 

how his s/o and him deal with their frustrations.  

flustered confession

most likely to fall in love with s/o on the enemy side 

relationship hcs

fluff with s/o

confession hcs !!

jealous

crush that’s a witch

zelda. 

goron s/o

most likely to fall in love with s/o on the enemy side 

werewolf s/o

prince sidon. 

princess s/o 

s/o with locket with his picture

compliment in secret

most likely to fall in love with s/o on the enemy side 

dating hcs !!

confession

jealous

birthday for both

prompt #36: staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in !!

revali. 

fluff with s/o

“why didn’t you tell me?”

get their attention

prompt #34: returned from the dead kiss

prompt #75: kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing

mipha.

goron s/o

urbosa.

relationship hcs

goron s/o

yunobo. 

relationship hcs

multiple / misc. 

relationship hcs (allura, urbosa)

goron s/o (urbosa, zelda, mipha)

yiga clan boyfriend

most likely to fall in love with s/o on the enemy side (link, zelda, sidon)

VOLTRON

shiro.

fluff with s/o hcs !!

valentine’s day hcs 

with a pregnant s/o

back to reality (male s/o!)

keith.

valentine’s day hcs 

post-battle massages 

lance. 

valentine’s day hcs

post-battle massages 

pidge. 

valentine’s day hcs

post-battle massages

hunk. 

valentine’s day hcs

post-battle massages 

allura.

relationship hcs

coran.

relationship hcs.

multiple/ misc. 

relationship hcs (allura, urbosa)

valentine’s day hcs (shiro, keith, lance, hunk, pidge) 

post-battle massages (shiro, ketih, lance, hunk, pidge)

HAIKYUU!!

kageyama tobio.

roommates with future s/o

tsukishima kei.

cuddling hcs 

relationship hcs

sugawara koushi.

fluff with s/o

domestic hcs with s/o 

nishinoya yuu.

cuddling and general dating hcs. 

get rest. 

tetsuro kuroo. 

rainy day hcs

lazy morning

domestic hcs with s/o

iwaizumi hajime.

random hcs

multiple / misc. 

domestic hcs with s/o (kuroo, sugawara)

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

midoriya izuku.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

date idea headcannons

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys 

prompt #?: moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed

bakugou katsuki

some class 1-A kiss headcannons

date idea headcannons 

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys 

prompt #? : fighting over something silly turned to angry kisses

todoroki shouto

date idea headcannons 

some class 1-A kiss headcannons

ideal s/o

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys 

celebrating one-year old son’s birthday

taking care of his sick s/o (s/o says they should get married!)

ochaco uraraka.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

iida tenya.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

tsuyu asui.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

kaminari denki.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys 

kirishima eijirou

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys 

tokoyami fumikage.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons 

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys

relationship hcs

birthday hcs with s/o

soulmate au : they can see what they write down on their skin

kyoka jirou.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons

yaoyorozu momo.

some class 1-A kiss headcannons

shinsou hitoshi.

ideal s/o

relationship hcs

dabi.

taken care of

multiple / misc. 

date idea headcannons (midoriya, bakugou, todoroki) 

some class 1-A kiss headcannons (midoriya, bakugou, ochaco, todoroki, iida, tsuyu, kaminari, kirishima, tokoyami, kyoka, yaoyorozu) !!

ideal s/o (shinsou, todoroki)

types of hugs with some class 1-A boys (midoriya, todoroki, bakugou, kirishima, fumikage, kaminari)

OVERWATCH

multiple / misc.

hug hcs (all) !!

kiss hcs (all)  !!

FREE! (discontinued)

tachibana makoto. 

relationship hcs.

MARVEL

peter parker. 

relationship hcs !!

Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.

Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.

Update: it was perfect and more beautiful than I ever imagined

Motivation: Adrien would look killer in high heels.

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