I’m Late To Tumblr Christmas But Oh Well.

I’m late to tumblr Christmas but oh well.

I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
I Have Waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

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4 years ago

Traveler is a space orc

Since in the voiceline conversations from the traveler talking to Paimon agknowlages the fact the traveler’s sword can float behind them, I started getting creative with the game mechanics being part of their power. (I’m using Aether for these since I play him in game, but can also be applied to Lumine).

- Aether has the ability to gain other people’s forms and thus their powers. He doesn’t use this ability in front of anyone besides Paimon or Hillichurls because he’s keeping it as a secret ace card in case he’s in a tight spot.

- He sometimes will go out in other people’s forms just to be discreet, but that can cause even more confusion sometimes. Amber swears up and down she saw Klee gliding down into stormterror’s lair while Diluc will never let the fact go that he saw Kaeya messing with the frost slimes around dawn winery. Aether tries his best to sneak around, but at least ten people saw Diona climbing the windmill to get to a chest. Thank god nobody can link it back to him.

- He gains these forms by collecting primo gems, small but ultimately useless trinkets which people trade around for fun. People have started noticing he’s seemingly hoarding them for some reason. Paimon figures out he can be bribed with large amounts of primogems and told Kaeya, who abused this information. What he’s really doing is taking them up to star snatch cliff to wish for new forms and weapons.

- Speaking of weapons, every single one of his forms needs it’s own weapon. Aether tries his best to get the materials himself, but Sucrose has been questioning weather or not he’s planning on becoming a weaponsmith because he has so many powerful weapons yet only uses one. There’s only so many time he can say he need stuff for weapon upgrades before it starts sounding suspicious.

- Has the ability to zone out, anywhere, for hours at a time. He’ll literally just stand in one place, blank stared, for hours upon hours, without response. He did this once in the middle of the knight’s headquarters, and snapped back into place with 3 guards, Kaeya, Amber, and Barbara trying to get him into the medical bay. Considering he wasn’t moving- barely even blinking, they assumed nothing short of a stroke.

- Doesn’t eat or sleep for days on end. Everyone assumes he camps out in the woods but no, Aether doesn’t stop the grind. He’s always fighting bosses, chest hunting, or even just helping a girl successfully communicate with hillichurls. The only reason he stops is so Paimon can sleep, even then he mostly just sorts out which artifacts need to go to which form.

- Clothes that somehow always stay perfect? Nobody’s ever seen him in anything else, dispite him being in teyvat for over a month. Dispite the amount of fighting, there’s no holes, no burns- hell they don’t ever even get soggy.

- Always prefers climbing to stairs. It baffles everyone to no end to see Aether just climbing up the side of a perfectly useable set of stairs. After a few weeks of this, both Jean and Keaya tried to talk to him about it, nope. His response is always “but climbing is faster” and any other reasoning is obsolete. Everyone’s noticed Aether seems to be a bit of a wall crawler, he never goes anywhere without running and always climbs anything even remotely vertical.

- Stories are starting to go around about this golden haired traveler who sticks out in any crowd. Of course people are gonna talk about the guy who not only helped save both Liyue and Mondstat, but is also so nice they’ll help anyone out with anything. If Aether sees so much as a person tripped over a loose floorboard, he’ll help them to the doctor and see to it the floor is fixed by the end of the day.

- Eats Mid-battle. To Aether, food doesn’t serve any other purpose than healing, which food he eats will also give him different statuses. Some make him more durable and harder to break skin, some make him stronger, others give him more stamina. During their fight in the golden house, Childe was so confused to see Aether shove 4 whole jade parcels in his mouth and then it was all over from there.

- Teleportation. Aether doesn’t know how nobody’s noticed the “fancy red statues” turn blue whenever he gets there, but he’s glad. He was a little nervous though, seeing Albedo examining them in an attempt to figure out why all the statues across teyvat were suddenly active, and what they even did. Nobody thinks he can teleport per say, but they do notice he’s nearly everywhere at once. Some people have started joking that he’s a second Noelle.

- Speaking of everywhere at once, (for multiplayer fun) Aether can split himself into 4 forms. And then those 4 forms can each have 3 separate other forms to switch between. It makes bosses very easy, sometimes he’ll have one running errands while the other’s do stuff and help people. Some question how he gets so many rare materials in such short amounts of time, but all of it is chalked up to him being good at fighting. He’s really glad Liyue and Mondstat aren’t in close contact though, because if the people he knew crossrecorded the times they were with him, they’d began to realize he’s sometimes in two places at once.


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5 years ago

As a mobile user, I HATE you for putting 10+ gifs in one post.

My feed has been loading for 10 minutes this is not funny.

Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
Scorbunny Evolves Into Raboot, As The Recent Teases Have Suggested.
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Scorbunny evolves into Raboot, as the recent teases have suggested.


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5 years ago

Loki discribed in one sentence

“You’re going to die for real one of these days and no one is going to believe it because you’ve already faked your death four times.”

4 years ago

I have a LOT of reading to do

Masterlist!

Hello everyone, my name is Naomi!! This is where you can find everything I’ve written! Requests are currently open!!

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Pokémon Sword and Shield:

Leon:

Series: The Broken Traveller (Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Leon Taking care of S/O After a bad day

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Leon w/ a Villain S/O

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

Hop:

Date Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Raihan:

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

Someone Catching his Attention (Part 2)

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Raihan being possessive over S/O

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Not Seeing His S/O For a While

Reaction to a Low Self-Esteem S/O

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to a Reader Who Has Been the Champion of Every Region

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Protective Raihan w/ Shy S/O

Sister Reader Headcannons

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Raihan with a Crush who’s Sarcastic w/ a lot of tattoos

Raihan Proposing to his S/O

Raihan w/ S/O who Brings Home a Gible Egg

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

S/O with Protective Arcanine

Milo:

Reaction to a Taller S/O

First Kiss Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Trainshipping:

Victor Wants to Hold Hands

Allister:

Reader who Treats Allister as a Little Brother

Kabu

Being a Father Figure to Gym Challengers

Piers

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers+Raihan

Marnie

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Bede

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Nessa

Relationship Headcannons

Sonia

Relationship Headcannons

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Pokémon Sun and Moon:

Lillie

Travelling to Galar for the First Time w/ S/O

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Pokémon Black and White:

Grimsley

Relationship Headcannons

6 years ago

Either way, the glass is empty

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4 years ago

Plot twist: both are right

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—


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4 years ago

Writing prompt

The appendix is the magical organ, it’s what allows non human beings to general magical energy. Unfortunately you didn’t know this, so now your sister is screaming at you about ruining her life for getting her emergancy surgery while she was unconscious from a ruptured appendix.


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5 years ago

Update: it was perfect and more beautiful than I ever imagined

Motivation: Adrien Would Look Killer In High Heels.

Motivation: Adrien would look killer in high heels.

Please Do Not Edit/Repost

4 years ago

While you were all crying over the idea of tubbo being put in prison, I was laughing my ass off at the mental image of Skeppy in a one block cage.


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