Either Way, The Glass Is Empty

Sick today, so here's oworange.

Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.

Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.

Me: *Reads post* Wait...

Me: *Rubs eyes before re-reading post*

Me: STOREY?

Me: WhO tHe Fu-

So I saw Spiderman: Far From Home, And couldn’t help but think of how alike these two are.

I’m late to tumblr Christmas but oh well.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

“Nope”

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

Delete the story, it was never there and you have no idea what anyone's talking about.

You find yourself submitting a prompt, only to find that it’s the plotline to a famous show you have never watched. 

You are very embarrassed, needless to say.

What happens next?

I’ve been reading a lot of Hero x Villian writing prompts and my brain demanded I do this. (Click for better quality)

On literally ANY OTHER DAY, you’d be just FINE with being whisked away on a magical adventure. Happy- elated even! To find a far off fantasy land that can only be saved by two people with hidden magical powers. Not when your partner is your Ex.

Nintendo: (Drops breath of the wild 2 trailer with creepy corpse of ganon)

Botw fans: H y d r a t e H i m