This Is What Happens When You Put Your Phone Under Your Armpit. 💀

Human!BTS X Merfolk!Partner

Namjoon x Mercrab

Jin x Siren

Yoongi x Octomer

Hoseok x Seahorse Mermaid

Jimin x Electric Eel Mermaid

Taehyung x Amphibious Humanoid

Jungkook x Mershark

These are the type of mermaids I think BTS would be with. I might make a series, oneshots, anything really.

Incorrect Quotes #1

Generated by Scatter Patter @scatterpatter

Ms. Jokes: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Mr. Aizawa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Ms. Jokes: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Mr. Aizawa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Mistletoe

Reaction to being under the mistletoe with you.

Part 1

Midoriya Izuku

Bakugou Katsuki

Todoroki Shoto

𝕏: Bakugo being Bakugou aka 1 cuss word which is censored.

Midoriya izuku

“I-I . . . a . . ummm . . d-do you . . m-maybe wanna . . . . k-kisss mEe?”

Who’s a mumbling mess of a man?

This guy!

“Ofcoursethatsonlyifyouwanttodosomethingsointimatelikethatwithme.”

The obvious solution is to just shut him up by kissing him first.

Bakugou Katsuki

Three ideas~ giggle (it’s weird typing giggle)

*Tsk* “What a dumb prank.” Causally walks away to his room. Behind the closed door:

“AaaaauAauaagaaAaAuaugggghhhh!!!!”

#2

“Alright you d*mn extras, who came up with this cheap, sorry excuse for a joke!?!”

#3

*chuckle* “Guess you got lucky enough to be under this thing with me instead of any of those extras!”

Again, just kiss him!!!!!

Todoroki

I wheezed when I thought of this one.

“So, shall we proceed to kiss now?” Todoroki said with a straight face.

#2

These turns of events don’t even faze Todoroki because he doesn’t know what a mistle toe is.💀

#3

Todoroki looks up at the mistletoe and then back down to you.

“May I?” He said with a straight face yet again.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Goodbye and Good Luck!

My History With Fashion

I am terrible with fashion. Well, I just don’t dress with style and I am currently taking my entire closet of clothes apart to donate at least half. That way I’ll have room for more clothes that I’ll actually like. But I dislike revealing clothes and I am a very (meaning literally) hot-tempered person. So unless it’s winter I’m not gonna wear a sweater.

I thought it would be fun to put together a outfit I would want to wear. I got this idea from @jihopes since they (I don’t know the proper pronouns for them) make these awesome outfits based on prompts people send them. So instead of making an outfit based off a prompt (cuz plagiarism :/) I’m making an outfit based on what I wanna wear.

Note to @jihopes : I do not mean to offend you by bringing your username up or doing something similar to what you do. I just thought it’d be fun. Plus I really wanted to show you my quote on quote “fashion” as well. :)

To give you guys an idea of my current “style” here is what I wear on a day to day basis.

- I wear my glasses everyday so :]

- Any oversized shirt really.

- The only type of pants I wear are leggings. Not the athletic type tho.

- I just don’t like jeans and leggings are comfortable.

- I currently wear one pair of shoes every single day and that’s my combat boots that basically make me three inches taller.

Now what I wanna wear:

God bless you all!

❕⚠️❗️News Flash❗️⚠️❕

☠️ Update ☠️

I am going on vacation for five days! The place I am going to has no internet so I might not make an appearance for the time being. Sorry to all my peeps out there! By peeps I’m talking about the total of six followers that I have.

Goodbye to you all for the time being! I will have content ready to be uploaded when I return. There might be more content for my other blog though. The blog is xdead-artistx if you want to check it out.

God bless you!

Toga Himiko: A Playlist

Edit made by me. Don’t steal.

X: I am not responsible for you. The songs below may include cussing. Listen with caution!

Daisy Bell by Strange U

London Bridge is Falling Down by Dezzaired

Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim

Bad Child by Tones And I

Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood

Bang Bang Bang Bang

Oh Ana by Mother Mother

My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone

Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

Pink (Freak) by Elliot Lee

Yes & No by XYLO

Circus by Britney Spears

Tag, You’re It by Melanie Martinez

Sarcasm by Get Scared

Angry Too by Lola Blanc

Killer Queen by Mad Tsai

Sweet but Psycho by Ava Max

High Enough by K.Flay

Freak by Sub Urban ft. REI AMI

Pray by Xana

OUTLAW by Neoni

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Maneskin

Washing Machine Heart by Mitski

My Strange Addiction by Billie Eilish

Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer

Villain by K/DA ft. Madison Beer and Kim Petras

Laughing On The Outside by Bernadette Carrol

I’m Not Her by Clara Mae

Love Like Mine by Stela Cole

I Eat Boys by Chloe Moriondo

Goddess by Xana

Tonight You Belong To Me by Patience and Prudence

Killer Queen by Queen

Maniac by Conan Gray

I Don’t Want To Set The World On Fire by The Ink Spots

She Knows by J. Cole

The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley

Cradles by Sub Urban

Serial Killer by Moncrieff

Someone CAN convince u otherwise. Just hear me out!

Whoever he ends up with can convince you otherwise!😅

Lol this was my first thought when I saw your comment and I just had to say it.

Jungkook being cocky during sex is the only way I will accept smutty Jungkook fics.

The cockiness that Jungkook has on stage also shows when he has sex and no one can convince me otherwise 😭🤣

The love is mutual 💜𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔💜

This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists

For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics

For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits

For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews

For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms

For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics

For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write

For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language

For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English

For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work

For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans

For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes

For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words

For the fanfic authors who only write one ship

For the fanfic authors who are just starting

For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years

For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing

For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics

For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs

For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope

For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break

Keep creating, I love you ❤️

Imagine . . .

GenZ are the new boomers and BTS is old news. Armies everywhere have long forgotten the seven boys (just moved on, we can’t forget Bangtan) and our grandchildren find the Army Bombs. Will they ask us what it is? No! These people are in the age of technology high technology. They’ll just ask Gongle. You don’t know what Gongle is?! It’s only the latest high end search engine. Google went out of business after the robots sued them. Don’t ask why, it’s confidential.

The kids found out about BTS and new armies rise after generations of silence!

Breaking News!

Children who would rather be on their Iphone 37 (which most kids get when their two) are actually talking! I know! Who does that anymore? But really, these kids started to not only talk but talk to their grandparents none the less. The real shocker though, is that the grandparents responded! Most of them won’t speak to the youth since they say they’re quote on quote ‘a waste of time’. Psychology studies show that most of the elderly act out due to the undeniable trust issues as well as something called “daddy issues”. Find out more on your local hologram or Visi Band. That’s it for the hour, I’m kəˈrōnə Lysol Nazareno, TabTea 62.

Cut!

Someone get me my water flavored coffee!

My AOT Reaction

Episode 2 + Titans

Unlike everything else I post people actually liked my AOT reaction. I want to take a moment and say thank you to everyone that has liked a post of mine. It might not be much but it brings a smile to my face. That being said, I don’t remember telling you my thoughts about Titans.

I am currently at 2:28 in “That Day; The Fall Of Shigan(let me get my glasses)shina, Part 2”.

We left off on the only mother figure that we’ve seen in the show so far being eaten alive. Good times, right?

Okay! Right off the bat we have an ugly preacher dude speaking words of the Bible. Oh. My. GOSH! That reminds me of the Titanic! Continue.

Warning: I am about to say a medical term most people don’t like to read.

Why do the Titans have nothing down there. I mean, as far as I can tell there are guys but they have no Jingle Jangle. I am sorry for not saying the correct term but I don’t want to write that down.

Woman enters scene only to be picked up by her head. I know Titans are supposed to be monsters but at least show table manners when eating your prey!

04:42

At least Mr. Harron is aware that he is a coward.

06:01

So basically what Erin (I think he’s the narrator right now) is telling us that Shiganshina is bait. That the way the walls were built made it easier for Titans to kill them. That way when the others are under attack they’ll be better prepared/aware??

06:34

Armin knows something’s wrong. Erin looks broken, I mean it’s not hard to miss. Also, can’t those boats be devoured easily by the Titans?

08:02

Seriously? Fighting with each other when a Titan is coming!?! And 2nd, yeah, at least let the kids board. They should have realized they wouldn’t have enough room and send the kids first. *sigh*

09:12

How come only some of the Titans look like a muscle chart at a doctor’s office?

Some have skin and others don’t??? :/ Also, he’s jacked. And those humans are dead.

09:50

Oh! The giant muscle man isn’t a Titan! He’s a monster? That what home boy just said. I honestly haven’t noticed the size difference between muscle man and the Titans until now. That gate is slow.

10:18

I’m sorry but the muscle man’s butt was in the shot- I- it. :[

12:20

“This is the end”

I wheezed.

14:45

“I’ll kill every last one of them!”

Idiot.

Any of you ever have your family walk in on you watching anime? Because it’s so awkward! I always pause it in case of cussing. And then their like, “it doesn’t bother me you can keep watching it.”

My grandpa walked in halfway through the show. He told me I could keep watching it and I told him it was apocalyptic. I just kept hoping it wouldn’t cuss. AOT is pg-14 or ma and I’m definitely old enough for that. But my family is really stern when it comes to cussing. Thus, I am that one friend that does not cuss.

Titans

Ew.

That was my first thought when seeing the Titans.

They’re naked.

Stating the obvious was my second reaction to them.

Why do they have so many teeth?

Seriously, why? Instead of having a reasonable amount of big teeth for an enlarged human. The Titans have a lot of small teeth instead. Ugh!

That was my reaction to Titans and Episode 2. I haven’t watched it fully so I will make a part 2 if anything surprises me. But for now I have to practice the piano. :/ Goodbye my lovely children. Geez I’m creepy! Okay, bye!!!!