I Go Into My Kitchen And There’s A Watermelon Sitting There. Well, It’s Not Sitting Because It’s
I go into my kitchen and there’s a watermelon sitting there. Well, it’s not sitting because it’s a fruit- could it be a vegetable- no! But it’s a fruit and is not alive and therefore does not sit nor stand.
ᑕᖇIᑕKᗴT ᔕOᑌᑎᗪᔕ
ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔰
Cʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ sᴏᴜɴᴅs
Then I go towards the living room with one of my hands on my hip because I can.
And I go, dead serious here, I go *ahem*. You know, that sound/fake cough you make to get someone’s attention.
My ma pauses the bedtime story and looks at me.
“What?”
Why is there a watermelon in the kitchen? (why don’t they have yellow oh you wouldn’t be able to see it-)
“I got it”
I was looking at my brother expecting him to have impulsively bought it with my mother not saying no.
My grandma said that tho.
I look at her as she looks at me.
“Why? Can I not get a watermelon?”
My grandmother is now confused to a point of return. What? You thought I was gonna say “to the point of no return?” heck no! This is a watermelon not a massive decision like- mMhh adopting a bird (it came into my mind).
I was like,
No, of course you can get a watermelon.
But it’s just out of the blue.
She responds to me with,
“It said seedless and yellow watermelon.”
So that brings me to my question, people. What the heck (I almost spelt “geck”) is a yellow watermelon?!?!??!!?
Why does it exist?
When and where did this start?
Am I the only one who didn’t know about this?!??!
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I saw a comment somewhere about this army who is an OT7. She pays attention to one member each day! I think that’s a good idea. So, whatever I write about (that is bts) should be one member on different days. Should I? Now that I think about it I don’t want to. Lol! Well we’ll see. :]
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Overthrow us, duh. The Great World War of Humans is what it will be called when humanity looses.
Maybe they’ll raise us like cattle but I don’t wanna think about that possibility (even though it’s not a real possibility).
My Bio
A BTS ARMY who likes to write.
💜
Why am I dead?
💀
Because my soul left me to become a full time Angel.
😇
The outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.
👀
A messed up masterpiece.
✨
Holy(ish) child.
🙏
God bless you.
🤓
This will be one of the first student transfer programs here at Hogwarts! Three wizards from the States, five from Canada and Australia and seven from South Korea.
Just a thought.
Kim Seokjin aka The Vampire
Evidence & Reasoning:
- He doesn’t age.
- Jin has a Garlic allergy. (maybe)
- Seokjin thinks so himself!!!
- Jin has a normally low temperature.
(Credit to owner)
- Last but not least, Vampire Jin would be AWESOME!!!
There you have it! 💜 I don’t own any of the images. Please tell me which member to do next and as what. 😊 Have a good day!!!💜❤️💜
Are You Okay? I Don’t Think So!
An intervention for the ones struggling with such addictions. 😔
Smut
I am done reading stories that don’t have warnings because my eyes are hurting WAY too much.
This is a PSA for those of you who struggle with telling yourself:
“I am mature.”
“It doesn’t matter because I’m mature.”
“I’ll stop reading once it gets to the nasty nasty part.”
“I’ll skip that part.” No, you won’t.
Don’t reach for the bleach my friends!!!
Scrubbing your eyes out isn’t a healthy coping mechanism!
Search for the word, “fluff”.
Fluff is the opposite of smut and is legit just cuddles.
Plus, if you are depressed fluff is the way to go.
Unless you are completely lonely and only reading this so you don’t cry yourself to sleep.
Denial is your worst enemy.
Be true to yourself and ask, does this feel “wrong”?
I’m not telling people off for reading smut. I am simply trying to help the obsessed people.
This addiction won’t defeat you!
Please share this information with your loved ones that are struggling to win this battle. We stand with you; be brave.
What is a Oneshot?
A oneshot is a short story with only one part.
For one of my stories to qualify as a oneshot the story must:
Be short
I don’t want any of my readers to not read it because of the length. (I’ve done that.) I also realize that the whole point for me to make a oneshot is so that it doesn’t take as long to make.
Have only one part
As I said, I would make a oneshot so that it doesn’t take that long to make. Also, it’s in the name. Oneshot, it implies that it should only be one part.
Goodbye & Good luck.
If you love kpop but no one else does it’s okay. Your friends are allowed to have different interests. Friends won’t judge you. If friends do judge you tell them how you feel. You aren’t alone. If you aren’t comfortable with telling your friends you don’t have to. Just be happy. Don’t feel uncomfortable or guilty to love Kpop or BTS. Have a good day! 😊💜💜💜
ꂦ ꂦ ꂦ ꂦ Q/A ꂦ ꂦ ꂦ ꂦRules & Regulations
Q stands for Question.
A stands for Answer.
You ask a question and I will answer.
You can ask more than one question.
The questions cannot:
Be provocative.
Be inappropriate.
Be personal.
Involve family.
Involve my whereabouts.
Ask my name.
The questions can:
Ask fun facts.
Ask about my hair length, color, eye color, height, etc.
Ask about anime, kpop, movies, hobbies, etc.
Ask anything that is allowed.
What if:
I have a question?
Ask me by reposting, messaging, commenting, or how ever you usually ask questions.
I don’t know if it’s allowed?
Just ask if you are allowed to ask.😅
I have a “risky” question?
Ask me in messages so it’s between us first. I’ll respond and tell you if I will answer or not.
I ask about sexuality or gender orientation? What about your age?
I feel comfortable with telling you my sexual and gender orientation but not my age.
As always, thank you for reading this. If you have a question, ask!
God Bless You!
What is a Head Cannon?
I don’t know. :/
Really, I don’t know.
To be one of my Head Cannons it must:
Have bullet points.
It’s not a full on script. It’s more like ideas going from point A to point B.
Have a plot?
Doesn’t need a big plot or a completely thought out story. It’s an excerpt of a possible story? An short story! That’s what it is! :D
Have a short story!
The explanation is up above.
Good Bye & Good Luck!
A BTS ARMY who likes to write.💜Why am I dead?💀Because my soul left me to become a full time Angel.😇The outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.👀A messed up masterpiece.✨Holy(ish) child.🙏God bless you.🤓
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