A BTS ARMY who likes to write.
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Why am I dead?
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Because my soul left me to become a full time Angel.
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The outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.
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A messed up masterpiece.
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Holy(ish) child.
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God bless you.
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Ms. Jokes: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Mr. Aizawa: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Ms. Jokes: Iβve never heard you laugh before.
Mr. Aizawa: Iβve never heard you say anything funny.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
X: Bad Humor (Can I legally call it humor?) I didnβt double check for spelling.
βSasha! Get back here!β Blizzard yelled.
Sasha, the one in question, was lagging behind and looking at every store she passed. βWait, Iβm trying that Boba thingy from the history books!β The younger of the two replied.
Blizzard just sighed and retorted, βWe have Boba Tea at Home!β
This caused Sasha to whisper to herself in an upset manner, βNot everywhere.β She then continued but raised her voice for Blizzard to hear. βThe Boba back home sucks! It tastes like paper.β
Scoffing, Blizard responded like the answer was obvious. βThatβs because the cups and straws are paper. You only have a few minutes, at best, to drink before it leaks. Thatβs why cold drinks barely ever get ordered anymore. Itβs not worth the-β. Cutting her off, Sasha finished the sentence whilst rolling her eyes. βItβs not worth the brain freeze, I know.β
βWhateverβ, Blizzard drops the subject, feeling dejected. βWe arenβt here to argue about such trivial matters.β Sasha actually agreed with Blizzard for a change, stating, βYouβre right! Weβre to mess up the freakinβ timeline, not debate.β Blizzard chuckled at Sashaβs brashness and started walking again.
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After an hour of walking around the mall, both women finally figure out that a building isnβt automatically the White House just because itβs white. The only reason they figured it out was because the old man that looked like former President Joe Biden wasnβt surrounded by any security. And the fact that he had a prosthetic leg may have helped too.
βI mean, it isnβt that big of a deal.β Sasha tries to light up the mood but ultimately failed. Blizzard glares as she retorts, βHow could it not be a big deal?β.
Sasha is quick to respond, βWell, even if that was Joe Biden, how would it help?β
βWha-β
βThe 46th President of the United States dies by the end of his term. And this is that year, right?β Sasha asked.
βNo. It is currently 2022 and the end of his term is in 2024. This is οΏΌοΏΌexactly why I told you to do your research!β Blizzard informs the other.
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βOkay! Plan B.β Sasha breaths out as she tries, keyword being tries, to work the old computer. The two of them were able to buy a Apple iMac, which was 27-inches, for only $1,799.99 dollars!
βAre you sure this is gonna work?β Blizzard asks, looking nervous. Sasha, on the other hand, was fairly confident that a YouTube video would be the best way to get publicity.
βWhatβs up guys! Sasha here, ready to dish out the futureβs forecast!β Donβt judge the girl sheβs only seen a few videos on the so-called βYouTubeβ and every person talked like this.
Blizzard put her hand on her forehead while shake her head. If they screwed up, death would be waiting for them back home. Not because of exile or anything like this that, oh no!οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ Itβs because the planet is currently dying and the food ran out a week ago!
Sasha shared who they were, the current situation in the year 2184 and multiple theories of how to help defuse the situation. Most of the theories came from the scientists they had left but she also included her personal favorite, kill every person who litters or uses plastic!!! Hehehehehehehehehe *ahem* Sasha isnβt thirsty for blood. Itβs okay! Anywho, she also shared why Blizzard is named Blizzard. Her parents were praying for a Blizzard since they lived in Florida. Double the heat of regular Florida, Florida. What Blizzardβs parents didnβt know is that God wasnβt listening because he got tired of it. God be a savage like that. Plus, itβs humankindβs fault anyway and God isnβt human, he just created all of humanity. Which kinda means he created all of the problems? NO! Stop! Ummmmmmmm look, itβs a pigeon.
Thereβs no pigeon.
They went extinct 56 years ago.
Hereβs a teaser.
Edit made by me. Donβt steal.
I can see Denki making a video like this for fun!
Kiri or Sero is probably the one recording.
Uraraka Ochako
Sheβs at the club for a girlβs night out. This is what she wears.
Sidekick
Stun Gun Hero: Chargebolt
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π: I talk about the Virus. The characterβs name has to do with the pandemic.
Name: kΙΛrΕnΙ Lysol Nazareno
Date of Birth: February 11
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Occupation: News anchor for TabTea 62
kΙΛrΕnΙβs favorite drink is water flavored coffee.
Before becoming a News Anchor kΙΛrΕnΙ was a Drone Delivery Woman.
kΙΛrΕnΙβs named after three different things.
Her middle name is after the brand Lysol.
Her first name means
kΙΛrΕnΙβa last name translates to βisolated from othersβ.
Her date of birth was βinspired byβ the first time C*vid-1* was named.
Her parents are both of generation Z and both have unstable mentalities.
kΙΛrΕnΙβs dad has a name that means βcushionβ.
I remembered the joke about GenZ naming their children after the virus at last minute.
I wanted to play around with the idea of GenZ naming their children so terribly.
When I named her it was for an Imagine and I was trying to make the audience think βwhat has our future come toβ.
Donβt name your child after a Virus, cleaning product and isolation all in one.
Or at all!
The Future
π: You are old.
SH Imagine
I thought it was real too.
yβall, eye β-
I am terrible with fashion. Well, I just donβt dress with style and I am currently taking my entire closet of clothes apart to donate at least half. That way Iβll have room for more clothes that Iβll actually like. But I dislike revealing clothes and I am a very (meaning literally) hot-tempered person. So unless itβs winter Iβm not gonna wear a sweater.
I thought it would be fun to put together a outfit I would want to wear. I got this idea from @jihopes since they (I donβt know the proper pronouns for them) make these awesome outfits based on prompts people send them. So instead of making an outfit based off a prompt (cuz plagiarism :/) Iβm making an outfit based on what I wanna wear.
Note to @jihopes : I do not mean to offend you by bringing your username up or doing something similar to what you do. I just thought itβd be fun. Plus I really wanted to show you my quote on quote βfashionβ as well. :)
To give you guys an idea of my current βstyleβ here is what I wear on a day to day basis.
- I wear my glasses everyday so :]
- Any oversized shirt really.
- The only type of pants I wear are leggings. Not the athletic type tho.
- I just donβt like jeans and leggings are comfortable.
- I currently wear one pair of shoes every single day and thatβs my combat boots that basically make me three inches taller.
Iβm not that bold either. I donβt want people to take what Iβm wearing the wrong way.
Not a prompt, just wanted to say i love your style π©π―
omg thank u!! ππ unfortunately a lot of the outfits im posting arenβt really accurate to how i actually dress, im a little shy when it comes to being so bold with my clothes, but this has been really fun and im glad youβre enjoying them as well!!!!
A BTS ARMY who likes to write.πWhy am I dead?πBecause my soul left me to become a full time Angel.πThe outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.πA messed up masterpiece.β¨Holy(ish) child.πGod bless you.π€
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