So, Yesterday Was The Trans Day Of Visibility, And At No Point Was I Translucent. I Was Firmly Seeable

girl detector gimmick blog has fallen

billions must gender

sure bestie sure

SOLID, COLD BUTTER; IS WHITE

Melted, warm, soft butter; is yellow

I saw you, you were cute, my neurons activated, I pressed the follow button.

I’ve been gaining a weirdly large amount of followers. What brining you all to me? My neurodivergence? The fact that I’m a useless lesbian who can’t get a gf for the world? Please do tell me why you follow me, I wanna be as weird and annoying as possible to all of you

United Nations in real life: Noooo you can't do war, we'll be sad and have to wag our finger at you :( United Nations in fiction: We gunned down 26 eldritch horrors this week and we're on our way to kickflip a god.

I really wish i was a girl. thats it, thats the post. i yearn to be lesbiab. i crave to be cute.

everyone I've seen who encounters HDG goes through one of two processes

or alternatively, and significantly more popularly,

how am I both?

reblog to give prev one (1) single lick

*shakes magic 8 ball*

...

It is certain.

r u flirting with me through likes and reblogs 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Out of context quote from a conversation between myself and @kyatmiya

"Stop yearning, I want my fucking nuts back"

apollo, you can put down the dodgeball now. one of my (unrelated) campaigns has devolved into a galactic crusade for a dude named paul. We cant just wholesale do a dune, that was a funny haha, not a request

GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...