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Wilford loves spending time with Dark, even if they’re not talking. Being in Darks office while he’s working is one of his favorites, simply because it’s just them there.

Dark sings in the shower. Wilford has proof. Video proof.

Wilford has a record player that he often leaves on at night, just some piano music . Dark is often up late and will turn and change the record to keep the music going as Wilford sleeps.

Wilford loves to kiss Dark on the cheek while he’s working.

Dark doesn’t understand “casual clothes”

Wilford is the god of baggy t shirts.

Dark loves to hold Wilford when there alone, he’s not sure of what the others will think.

Wilford is the big spoon, he tends to kiss Dark’s back a lot, pressing his face against it.

Dark helps Will find new clothes when their out shopping, tries to choose more colorful things but still loves him in black clothing.

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masterlist of the egos and their forbidden snacks:

Mark, the man himself: glue

Damien: Axe body spray (and axes) 

Wilford: glitter pens, silly putty, toys made for children

Dark: concrete, wooden planks, pipes

Dr. Iplier: scalpels and bandages

Dr. Plier: entire cardigans

Yandereplier: teeth

King: shoelaces and coins

Google: lightbulbs

Professor: books, rocks, pens.

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these two are good friends i dont care what anyone says