just yknow a reminder: no matter the bullshit mark pulls, please be mindful of yourself and others. no fighting or anything like that….be careful and try not to panic, take a breather.
I’M GOING TO USE THE FACT THAT I SPEAK FRENCH TO MY ADVANTAGE AND MAKE A FLUFFY FIC AFTER BREAKING YOUR GUYS’ HEARTS. I SPEAK CANADIAN FRENCH, NOT FRANCE FRENCH.
SUMMARY: Damien could speak many languages, one of which was French.
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It was a quiet evening in City Hall, everyone had gone home to be with their families, except Damien, his office was the only one to be illuminated this late at night. The young mayor sat at his desk, hunched over a bunch of papers and the scratching of his pen the only thing to be heard in the silent office.
“Qu’est-ce que je vais faire?” Muttered Damien, running his hand through his hair as he looked at all the other paperwork he had to complete. He checked the grandfather clock, which indicated it was nearly midnight, so Damien decided he could go for another hour or two.
A soft knock on the door had interrupted Damien, causing him to momentarily look up from his work and shout that the door was open, in French of course, he tended to speak in his mother tongue when he was overwhelmed. The knob twisted and the door opened, revealing a grinning Colonel William at his doorstep.
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i dont know what is this but i hope you guys at least like it or something hh
Wilford: *points at Dark* What's that?
Mark: That is a demon.
Wilford:
Wilford: I'm gonna fuck it.
Mark: No Wilford don't fu-
Wilford: *already across the room talking to Dark*
Mark: Aaand he's gonna fuck it.
Dr. Schneeplestein: …will you be my Valentine?
Dr. Iplier: no
Dr. Schneeplestein: …
Dr. Iplier: Henrik… are you crying? i meant that as a joke – honey, we are married… honey, stop crying please–
Why does this have the same cursed feel of “Then perish”
Do you ever just sit around and think about how much you love Markiplier
Tyler: Whole food is a slutty Walmart??
Kathryn: FIFTY SHADES OF I STILL DON'T WANT AIDS
Amy: Touch my desk I scream
Mark: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me
Ethan: I was born 5"2 and fully erect
@markiplier
@markifucker-fischfuck @jupiterdnp @ikitesu Halp me get this to mark?
edgeworth not only coming to trucy's shows but using them against phoenix in court is peak wrightworth nonsense thank you capcom