Do You All Remember When Mark Was Really Into Eating Hot Sauce For A While. It Was Just Constant. Why

cause everybody needs these three singing i’ll make a man out of you on their dash (x)

me: *has seen neon genesis evangelion + the rebuild movies 3280384 times, knows exactly what happens in all of them*

also me, rewatching nge/rebuilds, at the part(s) when kaworu is about to die:

Now I would’t be the memer I am if I didn’t make shitty ego valentines, would I?

Feel free to use

this valentines day…

love yourself as much as markiplier loves markiplier

Precious Chica having to tolerate so much of her dad's antics

[mark screaming]Henry: “why is the human being so loud, Chica?”Chica: “dad is always loud it’s okay”

some good ol’ Danti for ya soul

I see him and I want him to be okay…. please

And Waiting...

((Hey, so I got incredibly inspired by this post by @darkstachedaily and decided to hop aboard the angst train!))

Title: And Waiting…

Pairings: Darkiplier/Wilford Warfstache

Characters: Wilford Warfstache, Darkiplier, The Host, Bim Trimmer, Doctor Edward Iplier, Googleplier, Bingiplier (mentioned)

Warnings: Major character death, blood, someone gets shot

Description: What happens after you >SHOOT RIGHT in A Date with Markiplier? What happens to Wilford after you kill Dark?

“Darki! There you are, I’ve been looking all over for you.”

Dark was sprawled on the dirty cobble in the small corner of town Wilford found him in. The all to familiar tang of blood hung in the air and it seeped into the cracks in the ground, running like a web out from the source; Dark.

Wilford tutted Dark in mock disappointment. “Well, looks like someone got a bit frisky!” Wilford sauntered up to Dark teasingly, taking his time with straightening his bowtie and the cuffs of his shirt. “I don’t have any competition, now do I?” Wilford had known Dark was going to go steal Mark’s date, they’d already had a huge (and frankly boring) discussion about it. Apparently Dark had been afraid Wilford would take it the wrong way (what Wilford did that made Dark think that, he has no idea). But Wilford trusts Dark. He does everything with a reason, and would never do anything to hurt Wilford. Ever.

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