I Will Use This Gif In The Future And I Hope You Guys Do Too! Had Fun Making It! XD

The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

masterlist of the egos and their forbidden snacks:

Mark, the man himself: glue

Damien: Axe body spray (and axes) 

Wilford: glitter pens, silly putty, toys made for children

Dark: concrete, wooden planks, pipes

Dr. Iplier: scalpels and bandages

Dr. Plier: entire cardigans

Yandereplier: teeth

King: shoelaces and coins

Google: lightbulbs

Professor: books, rocks, pens.

Come on guys, just pick one and stop throwing ships at Mark.

                     Wait, whut?

Wilford: Did you fall from heaven because you remind me of Satan~

Dark: Okay that was good

markiplier: professional vlogger

i am in tears

My new favorite quote lol

“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)

Your what now