She // Dodie Clark

i am contractually obligated to say “bigg mnood” instead of “big mood” or markiplier himself will physically manifest inside my home and take my ribcage

@markiplier 

cursed, thanks @markiplitessepticeyes

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

WHAT A TWIST

I’ve been reading some fics of these two and I wanted to make a lil something ❤

have you ever considered: darkiplier, but with Legs

leggy

Soft danti sketches because i need it

My design of the BBS Bois poster that I’m goin’ to sell at CF9 in Indonesia! :D

i wasn’t goin’ to show the full pic of it because, ppl can get really annoying about sellin’ stuff online w/o my permission and reposting shit :^) (y’all are cunts if u do that, no offense but it true)

but since i don’t have art to post atm, imma just post this to y’all. its the least i can do :’v

Rose/Pink Diamond: no more questions, don’t ever question this

Pearl: those two are acting very suspicious, should we ask them what’s going?

Garnet: I can’t

ME:

Someone: Darkiplier is just so scary and imposing. A lot of people want to bang him, yeah, but who would ever even have the balls to actually do it?!

Wilford Warfstache: