Darkstachee - Ⅹ️Ⅹ️

très bien

I can’t believe wilford warfstache is canonically hung like a horse

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

Dark isn't usually one for PDA but one night when he comes home slightly tipsy he falls into Will's lap, happily straddling him and leans in to kiss him. While Wilford is pleasantly surprised, the other Ipliers are a little freaked out, not used to seeing Dark so affectionate. Everyone evacuates the room when Dark leans up and whispers "Daddy please~?" To Will

…I’m screaming…

Will just laughs for a moment, making Darkiplier pout and kiss his neck to get his attention again. Of course, once Dark starts whining “Daddyyy” and grinding his erection against Wilford to get his attention, Will takes him to their room quickly and gives him what he wants.

me on any average day: mark fischbach is an asshole, i hate him

me crying after seeing his tweets: i love this man, he’s too good

Wilford: Did you fall from heaven because you remind me of Satan~

Dark: Okay that was good

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

sorry boys! the only “d” i crave is death

Wilford, drunk as fuck, coming into Dark’s office with a guitar and roses tucked behind both his ears, his shirt messily opened: i love you bitch.

Darkiplier: o.. my god.

Wilford, after he strums the guitar: i ain’t ever gon stop loving you. bitch.

great pretender is finally out on netflix and I'm still thinking about the sunset scene