Yea

I can’t believe wilford warfstache is canonically hung like a horse

MAX: maybe it's all just a dream (@dibphobic)

WE ALL TRUSTED DAMIEN! @markiplier

i am contractually obligated to say “bigg mnood” instead of “big mood” or markiplier himself will physically manifest inside my home and take my ribcage

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

Trouble in Bed 🛏

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

VERY IMPORTANT POST

penis

has anyone done this yet?