Watching Dance Moms Feels Like I’m Annotating A Classic Book And Noting Every Little Thing

I CANT ESCAPE IT

THERES ONE LITERALLY UNDER THIS POST

can someone explain to me why the HELL I keep seeing some guy who’s head is the shape of a COWBOY HAT on my DASHBOARD

just finished reading radio silence by the monarch/queen themselves alice oseman

i feel both empty and full /pos

like dawg i thought this was gonna be a silly book abt two burnt out gifted kid besties doing a silly little podcast but no i got hit with the sad instead

I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPAREDOKAY

i saw a handful of people talk about how bad aled’s mom was and stuff while reading but i didn’t fully register it in my head?? LIKE HELLO, THE DOG?? I DID THIS TO MYSELF DIDNT I?😭

anyways, it was really good😊

whoever said burts bees lip glosses taste good is a filthy LIAR

“just be normal” i think your normal is very different from my normal !

currently reading Dumb Witness by Agatha Christie! here are my current thoughts in a nutshell:

it’s kind of giving conservative grandma??

like, yeah, this was written in the 30s; pretty self explanatory.

i really like christie’s storytelling, i do. it’s just this book feels like her shading on the younger generation for,, idk, not being traditional or something?? which really does feel like something every younger generation faces (times really don’t change)

for the last 12 chapters i read, im just being constantly reminded about how emily arundell’s niece married a Greek doctor and how dreadful it is. like my bad, sorry this dude isn’t ENGLISH ENOUGH FOR YOU?? yall are just jealous they got good food okay

and let’s not forget there’s a slur in the book💀

literal jumpscare when i opened the table of contents.

but then again, just looking at my older copy of And Then There Were None makes me wonder why i’m surprised

UPDATE: Just finished the book! i’m surprised i got through it that quickly. anyways, here are my thoughts!

i thought the plot was interesting. i thought it was pretty cool how upfront everyone was abt how they wanted emily’s money since it shows that none of them can be completely trusted.

like everyone was after the same thing, for different reasons, but only ONE of them actually committed to it.

and let’s not forget the constant reminder of good old “english-breeding.” it’s not said a lot, but it’s something i notice popping up in the book from time to time.

like goodness gracious woman, please stop. describing others as “well bred” makes them sound like a horse freshly groomed

anyways, i think this is the first time i got introduced to hastings? i didn’t even know he was a reoccurring character and a friend of poirot since i’ve only read Murder on the Orient Express and And Then There Were None.

so you can imagine my confusion when i skimmed through random pages and noticed it was from someone else’s perspective.

but their dynamic is pretty cool! i kind of see it as like poirot doing his usual detective stuff and it going like:

poirot, lying to get some answers:

hastings: you are crazy, y’know that?

poirot: not crazy enough to kill, though!

well that’s how i see it anyways. i do think it’s cool that seeing through the lens of hastings does make things more fun. like this silly guy is as clueless as me

and he kind of vocalizes the audience? kind of? that’s how i saw it during the times he tried convincing poirot that the ball incident was genuine

but yeah it was okay. i might read the first book of the series because i just found out poirot is a refugee or smth?? like i need to know what’s up with that

so yeah, that’s my thoughts!

I’ve not been well over the holidays so decided to mock up how i’d illustrate PJO instead lol - all in lorem ipsum so I don’t get in trouble with the big mouse!

GUYS WHAT DO THESE EBADGES MEAN AND HOW DO I HAVE THEM

edit: nvm i just found the notification it’s my new swag yall

Lord, please get me a guy who will binge watch all the barbie movies with me

why does this tylenol taste like REALLY BAD beef jerky

THERES TOO MANY CUTIES IN THIS WORLD OMG