I’ve Been Swallowing Cigarettes With Coffee For Breakfast And I Can’t Remember The Last Time Someone

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YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

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Omfg hes so cute 😍

Writing Prompts

1. “I remember you, you’re the one who accidentally set the tavern on fire.”

2. “Did you have to wear those shoes? We are trying to rob a bank.”

3. “Sometimes when life gets stressful you just make some pudding and then lay on the floor.”

4. “If acting like an idiot was a job, I’d be the CEO.”

5. “Why are you wearing that? It’s 30 degrees out here! How are you not dying?”

6. “Can you stop raising the dead for one minute and help me with this pizza?”

7. “I’m laughing because I’m dead on the inside.”

8. “No stabbing people while we are here, okay?”

9. “Just because we hate each other doesn’t mean I don’t care about them.”

10. “You wanna catch these hands? I’m ready to throw down! Come over here! I’m so ready to-.”

11. “Want some potatoes? You look like you had a long day.”

12. “I love when I see that my plan has worked.”

13. “Where did you get those socks?”

14. “If you see me burst out of this room running you should start running too.”

15. “I’ll wrap your door in tinfoil.”

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Chef's Special

Tell everybody I’m rotten, That my heart is rancid, Hidden behind a candy coating. Go ahead, stuff them with the Heavily garnished dish you serve To make yourself look better. They will rave and crave more, Even as they’re bloated to bursting. Send them to me with heaps of sugar So I know they gorged on your Spiced up, juicy entrees with Me as the bitter center, You the martyred master chef. But I wasn’t the first to get fed Up with your poison (It seems to be your specialty) And I won’t be the last if you Refuse to see the one key Ingredient in every course: You

● Happy Halloween! » The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) ─ “I am the shadow on the moon at night / Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.”

KJ Apa photographed by Bartek Szmigulski for Rollacoaster Magazine Autumn 2019

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[Kisses that are sweet Are an exotic treat. Lips that are bitter Are stained with cheap liquor.]