1. “I remember you, you’re the one who accidentally set the tavern on fire.”
2. “Did you have to wear those shoes? We are trying to rob a bank.”
3. “Sometimes when life gets stressful you just make some pudding and then lay on the floor.”
4. “If acting like an idiot was a job, I’d be the CEO.”
5. “Why are you wearing that? It’s 30 degrees out here! How are you not dying?”
6. “Can you stop raising the dead for one minute and help me with this pizza?”
7. “I’m laughing because I’m dead on the inside.”
8. “No stabbing people while we are here, okay?”
9. “Just because we hate each other doesn’t mean I don’t care about them.”
10. “You wanna catch these hands? I’m ready to throw down! Come over here! I’m so ready to-.”
11. “Want some potatoes? You look like you had a long day.”
12. “I love when I see that my plan has worked.”
13. “Where did you get those socks?”
14. “If you see me burst out of this room running you should start running too.”
15. “I’ll wrap your door in tinfoil.”
There is meaning to every journey unknown to the traveller
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the thing about her, is that she was happy alone. everyone around her was looking for a connection and something to grasp onto, but she was happy being free. she was happy being unchained, happy with no pressure of connections and love. all the love she needed was within herself, and everybody else was just a distraction from everything she was trying to achieve. she understood herself more than anyone else understood her, and that was the most beautiful thing about her.
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This or That
I’ve been tagged by @converginglives. Thanks for the tag :-).
Rules: bold your answers, neither and both are also acceptable. Don’t stress yourself out. Just bold what you like. Then tag 10 people
I’m doing this as myself, not one of my characters.
coffee or tea
early bird or night owl
chocolate or vanilla
spring or fall
silver or gold
pop or alternative
freckles or dimples
snakes or sharks
mountain or fields
thunderstorms or lighting
Egyptian or Greek mythology
ivory or scarlet
flute or lyre
eyes or lips
witch or fairy
opal or diamond
butterflies or honeybees
macarons or éclairs
typewritten or handwritten letters
secret garden or secret library
rooftop or balcony [neither, I’m not good with heights]
spicy or mild
opera or ballet
London or Paris
Vincent van Gogh or Claude Monet
denim or leather
potions or spells
ocean or desert
mermaid or siren
masquerade ball or cocktail party
10 writer peeps, if you’d like to do this: @authordai, @desperatlytryingtowriteabook, @endlesshourglass, @firewritten, @focusdumbass, @libralibro, @maigoth, @merigreenleaf, @reeseweston, @siarven.
I know a man who catches snowflakes Holds them on the palm of his hand or sometimes carefully between his fingertips He does this to impress the ladies I watch as they are memorised lady after lady in awe of the Snowflake Catcher’s special gift They talk with him, contemplating the wonder of nature’s creation each delicate flake infinitely different yet extraordinary beautiful He draws them in so easily
But ladies you must beware you must stay clear of the Snowflake Catcher I know the secret to his trick His secret is not natures love nor an ever so delicate touch No his secret is dark & foreboding It is his ice cold hands fed with blood from his ice cold heart He has taken his icy black inner and practiced over the years his trick of snowflake catching learnt simply you to entrap
So ladies see through this conman right to his dark cold heart Then move clear away your affections to sway to man whom in whose hands snowflakes just melt Such a man is more genuine and real and believe me when I say you’ve got more chance that a genuine man will melt your heart than the Snowflake Catcher ever will
Yee
and dare I say it,
Haw